“Sir HMS Invincible has exploded.”

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hperrin@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 3d (4 replies)

If I were naming a ship, I would name it the HMS Completely Vulnerable.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 3d (1 reply)

The SS Ready to Blow.

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3d

Thar she blows up?

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 3d (1 reply)

HMS Target Practice

HMS Leaky Bucket

HMS Smoke on the Water

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3d

These ships will be around forever.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d (1 reply)

UNSINKABLE!

  • Quote about ship that sank
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
  • Song about how your heart will go on.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3d

guess i'll just name my ship vincible then. saves me the embarrassment if it explodes. and if it doesn't, hey, i'm not complaining. win-win

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 3d

DonGirses@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

If the ship is called Invincible

then why can I see it?

SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

Because it's not called invisible. That's hard to spot.

SenatorCollins@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 3d

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

danekrae@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Most people (I bet), when they read the word Jutland:

Rothe@piefed.social · 4 pts · 3d

It is pretty impressive that they apparently managed to get the ship moved into Jutland.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 3d

Jut means good in my local dialect so I think it's a good place

BandanaBug@piefed.social · 1 pts · 2d

Jutland wastes?

RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 3d (1 reply)

See also the HMS Dreadnaught. A ship named "fear nothing" who spent most of her career relegated to coastal defence because she was outdated and would've been an easy target.

kalpol@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3d

Dreadnought's one score was ramming and sinking a U-boat. It gets more interesting because that U-boat was commanded by Otto Weddingen, who had previously commanded a really obsolete old U-boat named "U-9" when she sank three armored cruisers in one attack while submerged, a feat that shocked everyone into realizing the actual threat posed by submarines.

jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Next ship: Invincible 2

Our enemies will tremble.

TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2d

One of my favourite ship names to use in FTL

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2d

I'm kind of lost. Isn't this meme for causing your own demise and blaming others?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

HMS Invincible: gets sunk

HMS Lame Dog: survives 18 torpedo strikes, 3 bombings, 2 fires, and an iceberg

cosmos8188@leminal.space · 2 pts · 2d

You see, only the lame things survive.

hakase@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d

Brutalizing this poor template.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d

See, the United States named our battleships after things like North Carolina and New Jersey, and they're currently on display in North Carolina and New Jersey.