The trek took hours, I was dripping sweat. On the mountain sat Mojtaba Khamenei, I asked if he had a son. He replied, "Yes." At that moment I knew, we had reached the peak.
Wow, must be nice to have the trading bots that large financial institutions have. I’d be able to buy low and sell high without fail every time this crook opens his mouth.
13 Comments
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 54 pts · 24d
You already did a decapitation strike, Grandpa. It didnt work.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 24d
But what about second decapitation strike?
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 24d
The trek took hours, I was dripping sweat. On the mountain sat Mojtaba Khamenei, I asked if he had a son. He replied, "Yes." At that moment I knew, we had reached the peak.
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 24d
But no guys, he is serious this time. Like all the other times...
Someone needs to kill trump. Like ballistic missile into his entire command chain.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d
Face it. This is reality. He's in power for life, then Junior.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 24d
Tomorrow is TACO Tuesday.
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 24d
Make the biggest threats, buy on the dip; tout great progress, sell on the rise. It's a perfectly reasonable activity for a president.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 24d
Bullshit much?
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 9 pts · 24d
Is he talking about his own decapitation?
Yes please!
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 23d
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 23d
Oh look it’s the boy who cried wuss
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d
Pig.
Exeous@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d
Funny joke! Should be Simpson’s haha meme!
hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d
Wow, must be nice to have the trading bots that large financial institutions have. I’d be able to buy low and sell high without fail every time this crook opens his mouth.