I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by "no, not how you're thinking"... She'd used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 35d (2 replies)

Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

Just one song before the virus took hold

Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎

I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by "no, not how you're thinking"... She'd used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

That's both hilarious and horrifying 😆😮

FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 35d (1 reply)

song is a banger tho

yeah she told me that probably in 2009 and it will always stay with me lol

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 35d

song is a banger tho

Absolutely! The entire first act is absolutely flawless IMO, though it goes a bit downhill from there..

Snowcano@startrek.website · 1 pts · 34d

He’s gonna get a gob full of ketracel white, I’ll tell you what!