Hey hey, don't think I just got this from my perv memory! I reverse searched the actress name, and watched all of her videos (for you guys and gals!) to find the correct one.
Hard work, it was third page result in her content!
When I was a young boy, I was traveling in the African Sahara when a rock fell and hit me on the head, knocking me unconscious. I awoke a few days later surrounded by a family of chimps. They loved me and cared for me. They picked the bugs out of my hair and the ticks out of my eyes. They taught me their chimp ways, their chimp language, even their chimp dances. It was all I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself!
Well years later after I was reintroduced to human society I was strolling through a mall and saw someone that was the spitting image of my chimp uncle. I ran up to him and hugged him. "Oh Unkie! Oh Unkie I missed you so! I missed the bananas!"
He looked down on me with fierce, crazy eyes, and reached up and ripped off his head. It was nothing but a man in a costume. I was mortified.
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shweddy@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 37d
Post the source rn
Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app · 62 pts · 37d
For science, might be this https://pornone.com/fetish/veronica-squirts-when-she-comes/3087300/
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 37d
Dude. Fuck the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how did you... Never mind!
Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app · 37 pts · 37d
Hey hey, don't think I just got this from my perv memory! I reverse searched the actress name, and watched all of her videos (for you guys and gals!) to find the correct one.
Hard work, it was third page result in her content!
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 37d
smoothoperator@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 37d
Any recommendations from the videos before it? Don't think I've seen her before.
Madu@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 36d
Veronica Avluv, for more research. She has some crazy videos.
shweddy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d
🐐
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 36d
spectrums_coherence@piefed.social · 7 pts · 36d
Got it: https://www.kink.com/shoot/34387
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 37d
https://pornhub.com/
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 11 pts · 37d
why not go even more general?
jlow@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 37d
Source: Internet
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 37d
Veronica Avluv
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d
Source: I saw some weird shit once
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 36d
I had the internet in the early 2000’s weird shit was a daily occurrence and parents didn’t know how to check browser history
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 36d
the internet in the early 2000s was weird shit, myspace, and news.
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 36d
I was a teenager I didn’t know what fake news was, I would say all kinds of dumb untrue shit
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
Did I see anything strange? Why yes I did!
When I was a young boy, I was traveling in the African Sahara when a rock fell and hit me on the head, knocking me unconscious. I awoke a few days later surrounded by a family of chimps. They loved me and cared for me. They picked the bugs out of my hair and the ticks out of my eyes. They taught me their chimp ways, their chimp language, even their chimp dances. It was all I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself!
Well years later after I was reintroduced to human society I was strolling through a mall and saw someone that was the spitting image of my chimp uncle. I ran up to him and hugged him. "Oh Unkie! Oh Unkie I missed you so! I missed the bananas!"
He looked down on me with fierce, crazy eyes, and reached up and ripped off his head. It was nothing but a man in a costume. I was mortified.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d
well yeah Unkie just ripped his damn head off in front of you and you found out he ate a man in a costume
shweddy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 37d
Earth
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 37d
X-files had some weird episodes huh
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 37d
You were my friend, and you told me the truth... You were my constant. My touchstone.
thechosen2nd@piefed.social · 39 pts · 37d
I hate that I have no one to share this one with
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 37d
You shared it with me. Now we're porn buddies! Jerk brothers! A Wank workout!
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 37d
a wankout, if you will
Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 36d
Dank memes vs wank memes.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 36d
Post it to the family group chat, nothing bad will happen probably!
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 36d
... I should start doing yoga again.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 37d
What porn is this from
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 37d
It’s bondage porn
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 37d
Also I don't know who the lady is but she hella flexible
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 36d
Is this gender swapped Curry Barker?