Doramad was a radioactive toothpaste, sold till 1945 in germany. They advertised with: „For a radiant smile“ and „Healthy to the core“

It’s shit like this which makes one need to be more patient with distrustful, older folks.

And less trusting of advertisements.

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

They really loved their radium back then, huh?