Thank you. I feel like the underdog here but I know if I train properly I can make the top spot. I have no mprals, I'll go back and downclock content that hasn't been clicked at all in years. I'm going win in a way that makes the judges hesitate on giving me the award out of spite. I'm going to ruin the fun for everyone by taking this way too seriously.

Thank you for providing a contest for me and me alone

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 34d

Fair warning, you are about to face stout competition.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 34d

I don't know, I don't use discord! Thanks for engaging! Who do you nominate?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 33d (5 replies)

I have two people who downvote almost everything I post instead of simply blocking me, and they've persisted for over 2 years at this point. That's some serious dedication to being an absolute douchnozzle.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 33d

Thank you for nominating anonymously! Good luck!

Forester@pawb.social · 5 pts · 33d (3 replies)

If it makes you feel any better, they're not likely human. I mean there was definitely a human somewhere. But yeah I also get followed by bots.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Just so we're clear - only human downclickers qualify for the nomination!

Forester@pawb.social · 6 pts · 33d (1 reply)

I have enough T shirts

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 33d

Do you have enough CD's though?

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 33d (1 reply)

I never downclick content on funhole, except once by accident. I'm interested to see who does.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 33d

I think I downclicked something once that said 'downclick this if you want to do cocaine together'.

I too am very excited to see who will win this award!

Popper2142@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 34d (1 reply)

downclicked and retorted

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 34d

Thank you for nominating yourself! And for engaging! Good luck!

socsa@piefed.social · 9 pts · 34d (2 replies)

I want to know if you sit there and spend a lot of time thinking about how to phase this, or if it's like something you just do in a single pass after a really nice shower.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 34d (1 reply)

I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 17 months over all the downclicks I've been receiving, the whole time contemplating how I could turn this despairing state into content, and today it clicked when I was in the corner store buying beer, thinking about doctor Wesker. I don't know why it clicked, or why I was thinking about doctor Wesker. I guess it's a sort of a mystical thought process that runs in the background, and once it's finished, it reveals itself.

Other times I'm just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

socsa@piefed.social · 10 pts · 34d

Other times I’m just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

The natural state we are first born into.

Zombie@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 34d (5 replies)

Thank you for creating insincere content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 34d (4 replies)

Is that what this is? Thanks for engaging!

Zombie@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 34d (3 replies)

Of course not, it's courageous!

Thank you for your positivity <3

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 34d (2 replies)

Thanks for engaging! <3 <3

Zombie@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Thank you for engaging my engagement!

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 34d

cathfish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating contest.

At some point in the past I've realized that the usual 1 or 2 downclicks on every content were from the same couple of accounts... I think they should be celebrated as they deserve but I don't have the time to check that right now.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 34d

Thank you for nomimating anonymously! Good luck!

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content of an unqualifiable nature?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 34d

Thanks for engaging?

HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 34d (1 reply)

I nominate myself

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 34d

Okay! Good luck!

j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 34d (1 reply)

I nominate @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org !!