i mean i accidentally left a bagel on the table while camping and the crow stole it. but the next day it had dropped a token from the local pitch and putt outside my tent. i think i might be a shop.
The Traitorous Flock: Part 1
Crowventurer! We suspect that the city's new "citizen protection" network is related to the recent wave of Human Civilian disappearances. Help me dismantle it and protect my people!
Yeah, you're probably right. They are extremely intelligent. Also I believe birds can see infrared so they will know pretty quick. Flock camera parts are an excellent idea.
So do flock personnel who install and maintain the cameras wear a uniform? It would be unfortunate if crows were to develop a grudge against people wearing that uniform somehow.
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SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 63 pts · 34d
if you make food come out of where the camera lens is you will basically train crows to attack flock cameras lol
railway692@piefed.zip · 76 pts · 34d
They'll clock instantly which ones give food and which ones don't.
Better idea: teach crows you pay handsomely for Flock camera components. They'll dismantle the whole network for you.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 34d
Wait...are crows the main characters and we're their NPCs?
thanksforallthefish@literature.cafe · 27 pts · 34d
Well Douglas Adams thought it was the mice and the dolphins, but crows are very plausible
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 34d
i mean i accidentally left a bagel on the table while camping and the crow stole it. but the next day it had dropped a token from the local pitch and putt outside my tent. i think i might be a shop.
railway692@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 32d
The Traitorous Flock: Part 1 Crowventurer! We suspect that the city's new "citizen protection" network is related to the recent wave of Human Civilian disappearances. Help me dismantle it and protect my people!
Bring me:
And I'll reward you with:
SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 34d
Yeah, you're probably right. They are extremely intelligent. Also I believe birds can see infrared so they will know pretty quick. Flock camera parts are an excellent idea.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 28d
What about dumber birds that would also be attracted to the feeders?
molten@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 34d
Where STL?
EndOfLine@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 34d
Here's the post https://www.threads.com/@daturpin/post/DbjDTDoGSg5
But without an account, I cannot view enough of the comments to see if there are any links to SLTs, but there is this page on dissecting a flock camera https://www.cehrp.org/dissection-of-flock-safety-camera/
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 21 pts · 34d
Post the part files
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 34d
So do flock personnel who install and maintain the cameras wear a uniform? It would be unfortunate if crows were to develop a grudge against people wearing that uniform somehow.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 34d
Good luck, they remember and can somehow communicate faces
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
first palpatine and now crows!??
Duranie@leminal.space · 11 pts · 34d
Is it possible to teach them to shit on the lens?