Because the Americans started it first by attempting to invade Canada. They thought their special military make America great operation was going to be a success. Now the Canadians are launching a counter attack. The us military is running low on ammunition and munitions and supplies now
HAHAHAHA!! Canada doesn't even have an army. And what they do have is so controlled by the Pentagon they can't cross the street without permission from the chicken.
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Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 27d
With google earth's ai you can fake battle damage right?
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 27d
Just need a Sharpie, though.
(Plus, his tiny pedo hands don't do computer too goodly.)
eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 27d
Please?
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 27d
Canada is invading? That would be awesome. I never thought I would say this, I'm getting out the PIG!
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 8 pts · 27d
Seattle is a mess and Spokane is worse.
Why would we want an inferior copy of Vancouver and of Kelowna?
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 27d
Seattle's grit can actually be pretty charming, IMO.
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 20d
Honestly I like both cities, Iām familiar with both
lath@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d
Canadian geese commiting war crimes again?
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 27d
They are the war crimes.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 27d
The Geneva Conventions were specifically created because of the Cobra Chickens. (Canadian Gees)
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 25d
That's why they're assholes?
festus@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 25d
I think this is blaming Canada for wildfires.
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
Yes šš
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 27d
Chimo! We'll make Portland a sanctuary city, eh? Bring the mounties by for a double-homo-double-brown.
(maaan, Canadian slang is great!)
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 27d
I know what that order means, but it still sounds like a porn category.
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 25d
Ah yes the American Canadian war
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 25d
Why was this war necessary? People should know when they're conquered.
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 25d
Because the Americans started it first by attempting to invade Canada. They thought their special military make America great operation was going to be a success. Now the Canadians are launching a counter attack. The us military is running low on ammunition and munitions and supplies now
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 25d
I tried posting this here, oh well
thefrozenorth@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 25d
HAHAHAHA!! Canada doesn't even have an army. And what they do have is so controlled by the Pentagon they can't cross the street without permission from the chicken.