Just point out the fact that the subway guy faced infinitely more consequences compared to the rich cabal of child fuckers that run the world. Easy as.
hm yea this does feel wrong. this bag better have a safe side to show on the outside.
like, this is humiliating but not in the fun way at all. like - they want you to feel like
noooo >///< now they know i got a cookie nuuuuuuu >O<
but it feels more like this
no, no plz don't look at me u hungry strangers, this sucks i wanna be home and have my stupid cookie out of my stupid bag
also like, if they would have made the "lookie lookie" more cursive and with a fun fancy handwritten font, i might have liked it more.
EDIT: kinda like this:
see how much friendlier and also more teasing it looks? much more than this regular impact font they used here.
but like, with proper o's.... writing the proper o's in lateinische Ausgangsschrift is weird:
EDIT2: okay now im in SUCH a babying mood omygosh ---- WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH i wanna praise and compliment someone til they hide their face - and then i wanna turn it my way again and tell them how wonderfully delicious and shy they look rn------- anyway, lookie lookie.
ooh that just reminded me, I tried a new cookie recipe recently and it was better than my previous go-to recipe!
My previous fave is "Miscarriage Cookies" - literally the term I put into Google, they're the first result. But since I'm using DDG now they didn't show up right away and another recipe for "The worst Cookies ever (they will ruin your life)" showed up. Both me and my husband actually prefer the latter, but when he brought a batch of each to work the preferences were about 50:50.
23 Comments
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 32d
oh shit, i forgot to make this rage-bait!
exu@feditown.com · 31 pts · 32d
I'm raging that you have a cookie and I don't
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 32d
Well lookie-lookie who ain't got a cookie.
Get 'em, boys.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 32d
Just point out the fact that the subway guy faced infinitely more consequences compared to the rich cabal of child fuckers that run the world. Easy as.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
How would you even make this rage bait?
Rothe@piefed.social · 13 pts · 32d
Red circle.
lime@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 32d
just fill in one of the o's
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 32d
I usually post daily, so I would've posted something else that was bait if I remembered
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 32d
No I can work with this. COOKIES MAKE ME ANGRY RAAAHHHH
xkbx@startrek.website · 21 pts · 32d
I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (YEAH)
THE COOKIE (YEAH)
SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT LOOKIE (YEAH)
AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 32d
Can I take this chance to ask anyone willing to answer, what on earth is a nookie?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 32d
Vagina
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 32d
Well, that makes sense.
xkbx@startrek.website · 4 pts · 32d
sexual intercourse/activity
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 32d
Is that a Al Yancovic version?
luxadazy@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 32d
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 15d
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 32d
hm yea this does feel wrong. this bag better have a safe side to show on the outside.
like, this is humiliating but not in the fun way at all. like - they want you to feel like
but it feels more like this
also like, if they would have made the "lookie lookie" more cursive and with a fun fancy handwritten font, i might have liked it more.
EDIT: kinda like this:
see how much friendlier and also more teasing it looks? much more than this regular impact font they used here.
but like, with proper o's.... writing the proper o's in lateinische Ausgangsschrift is weird:
EDIT2: okay now im in SUCH a babying mood omygosh ---- WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH i wanna praise and compliment someone til they hide their face - and then i wanna turn it my way again and tell them how wonderfully delicious and shy they look rn------- anyway, lookie lookie.
python@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d
ooh that just reminded me, I tried a new cookie recipe recently and it was better than my previous go-to recipe!
My previous fave is "Miscarriage Cookies" - literally the term I put into Google, they're the first result. But since I'm using DDG now they didn't show up right away and another recipe for "The worst Cookies ever (they will ruin your life)" showed up. Both me and my husband actually prefer the latter, but when he brought a batch of each to work the preferences were about 50:50.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 32d
I would love some fresh chocolate chip rn 😩
Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d
The bag has spoken.
Lookie lookie.
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 3 pts · 32d
Okay but can we please talk about the halo over the KIE? What’s going on there?
Jeraxus@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 32d
It's an arrow
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 3 pts · 32d
Ohhhhh. Hm. Well, now that I’ve witnessed my confectionary messiah, I refuse to accept any evidence to the contrary.