c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5dWhen the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them? 23 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 5d
administer the cure for fascism. there's even a handy applicator.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 5d
Brass knuckle sandwiches
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Best answer.
DudleyMason@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 5d
A big ol bag of dicks.
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 5d
Brass stuffed w lead & gunpowder
Exiting hot iron
geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 4d
Deez nuts
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 5d
Kraut
IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 4d
Some of your mother's lemon pound cake, heard it can really distract them from a raid
Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d
Beef jerky.
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d
The fascists will not be able to resist a juicy burger, as we all know where they will be from. Poison that burger.
folaht@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d
Werther's Unoriginal
lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 4d
Bleach
TBi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Sugar coated bullets. Melt in your brain, not in your hand…
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 4d
Nothing kosher
tgc2darkness@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 4d
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly.... Hopefully they are allergic.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 1 pts · 5d
Poutine
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5d
Fascists don't deserve poutine.
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
Vladimir Poutine: Dried potatoes in vodka sauce.
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 4d
I'd try it, tbh.