When the fascists come for me, what snacks should I offer them?

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umbrella@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 5d

administer the cure for fascism. there's even a handy applicator.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Brass knuckle sandwiches

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d

Best answer.

DudleyMason@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 5d

A big ol bag of dicks.

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 5d

Brass stuffed w lead & gunpowder

Exiting hot iron

geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 4d

Deez nuts

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 5d

Kraut

IndieGamer4449@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 4d

Some of your mother's lemon pound cake, heard it can really distract them from a raid

Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

Beef jerky.

Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

The fascists will not be able to resist a juicy burger, as we all know where they will be from. Poison that burger.

folaht@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

Werther's Unoriginal

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 4d

Bleach

TBi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d

Sugar coated bullets. Melt in your brain, not in your hand…

n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 4d

Nothing kosher

tgc2darkness@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 4d

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly.... Hopefully they are allergic.

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 1 pts · 5d (3 replies)

Poutine

Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Fascists don't deserve poutine.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Vladimir Poutine: Dried potatoes in vodka sauce.

Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 4d

I'd try it, tbh.