How many times can you fit the word "fuck" into one sentence?

Fucking and fucked also count

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15 Comments

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 4 pts · 21d (1 reply)

A fuck load

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 21d

Were fucking fucked because a fucking fuckload of fucking fuckwitted fucks fucked it all the fucking fuck up for fuck all

LazyBaby@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 21d

You might enjoy Limp Bizkit

bisby@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d

If you follow "Buffalo" rules then

Fucks fucks fuck fuck fucks fucks fuck.

is a perfectly valid sentence.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 21d

For fucks sake, you can say fuck as many fucking times as you fucking want; with fucking commas and those wiggly fucks semicolons, one fuckton of fucking fucks can be fucked into the hole of a sentence.

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 21d

Fucking okay, look you fuck.

I'm the fucking OG, so fuck your fucking oatly and gimme the real fucking oats I fucking crave the ones that'll make my fucking life fucking saved, and fucking mix them fuckers up with butter and shit until the fucking thing is totally fit to fucking burst and fuck up my insides, so take me for a fucking ride and bite my fucking cookie, son, we're fucking on.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 21d

None, apparently.

folaht@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 20d

"Foune scentencek."
"Fonue scentkence."
"Fone uscenktence."
"Fone suentecncke."

Nope. Can't do it.
Zero it is.

sfled@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

That's fucked. Now I gotta go rewatch all those fucks in "Casino" to fucking train, you fucking fuck.

Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 21d

Beef Jerky

mongooseofrevenge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (3 replies)

The best I've heard was "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 21d

Fuck those fucking fuckers, they fucking fucked it the fucking fuck up

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Yeah the old flash video! What was is the history of the F word?

mongooseofrevenge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Yes!

ptc075@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 21d

I was always fond of: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."