Happy?

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Ariselas@piefed.ca · 33 pts · 46d (5 replies)

I imagine he is

snooggums@piefed.world · 16 pts · 46d (4 replies)

As one must do.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Why do I have to imagine him happy? What if I wanna imagine him as horny?

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · 6 pts · 46d (2 replies)

then there is a sisyphus in your mind that is horny. question is: is that the real sisyphus? does the one in your mind exist as well?

(aren't we all just projections in each other's minds?)

madmantis24@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

I have a feeling that the moment we have something of a satisfying answer to this debate, the momentum we built up trying to reach the conclusion will cause a new hot take to derail the entire discord. Thus, we will have to return to it for another day

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · 2 pts · 46d

that's exactly how 100% of college discussion groups go

phar@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 46d

This is the best thing I've seen in a while, thank you internet stranger

socsa@piefed.social · 17 pts · 46d

One must imagine Sisyphus horny.

balsoft@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 46d (1 reply)

The railroad switch also contains a device that may turn it into a Banach-Tarski switch, depending on the quantum interaction of an electron (Schrodinger cat style), but that electron entangled with an electron in one of your synapses responsible for making the decision, but you don't know in which way. Think fast!

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 46d

Meanwhile, in the void of space a Boltzmann brain appears, with the intact memories of a man standing at railroad switch...

TomMasz@piefed.social · 9 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Is anyone happy these days?

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 46d

that depends on how you define happiness.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 46d

If he's not rolling it up that damned hill, he's happy.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 46d

According to Zeno, he'll never reach his destination anyway.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 46d

Are these additive or multiplicative? Exponential?

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 46d

That's actually a great idea for a story: Sysiphus stuck rolling the boulder but the gods keep adding variables to spice things up.

EDIT: Would have been a better sequel to Hades.