I don't think I'm being taken seriously I think we need to start a class action suit

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Purina:

You are now connected to a live Engagement Specialist. Hi, my name is Anne, how can I help you?

Me:

hi anne I have feedback for purina as a vegan i find it extremely inconsiderate that y'all make the canned cat food smell so good

Purina:

Thank you for contacting Purina and sharing your thoughts. Its our pleasure, and your nice comment will be shared to the appropriate individuals in Purina.

To address you properly, can I have your name please?

Me:

what. this is a complaint anne

but my name is gary

Purina:

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Thank you, Gary. Can I have the complete name of the product?

Me:

its the one natural grain free chicken pate it smells too delicious it shouldn't smell human style delicious

Purina:

Is it Fancy Feast?

Can I have your email address for documentation purposes?

Me:

im sorry im afraid of retribution i cannot give you my email. have you seen what the white house is doing these days

Purina:

We understand, Can i have the complete name of the product please?

Me:

its the one natural grain free chicken pate but my wife said all of them smell like this

Purina:

In that way, we can work to understand the facts, and we'd like to gather some additional information. We'd appreciate if you'll respond:

• The UPC (bar code) of the product purchased
• The information stamped in the Best If Used By Date section
• The complete name and address of the store where this was purchased

Me:

I fear cat litter that smells like heineken might be next might make me fall off the wagon this is a slippery slope

i had to throw it out but we got it from the walmart just up the street

do you know the one by the gas station

Purina:

Purina is extremely committed to food safety and quality control. Our products are formulated by professional pet nutritionists and veterinarians and are produced under strict quality standards.

Do you have a photo of the product?

Me:

its in my private photo gallery and i cannot open that while my wife is in the room

Purina:

Are you referring to our Purina ONE® brand Cat Food - Grain Free - Chicken Recipe - Premium Paté - Natural with Added Vitamins, Minerals & Nutrients?

Me:

yes that's is but I had no idea about the assorted vitamins and minerals and nutrients perhaps thats why it smells human style delicious.

Purina:

Purina ONE Grain Free Classic Chicken Recipe is formulated to meet the nutritional levels established by the AAFCO Cat Food Nutrient Profiles for all life stages, which Is Chicken #1 Ingredient that explains the delicious smells

Please know that cats are obligate carnivores. Their bodies need specific nutrients found only in meat, like taurine, arachidonic acid, vitamin A, and certain proteins.

Is there anything else I can help?

Me:

Just please tell mr purina about that it smells too much human style delicious and its inconsiderate to vegans who smell it and have to eat the cat food because of that it smells so good

Purina:

This will be shared and documented, thank you for your feed back.

Me:

thank you please tell him about that it smells like if chickens lived in the ocean

Purina:

Alright :::