Me_irl

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5 Comments

violentfart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d (3 replies)

I do this to strippers all the time, they hate it.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Why are so many strippers asking for your number?

SGG@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Because he keeps telling them about all this paint he needs removed from various surfaces

burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 39d

I, too, discuss my home maintenance needs with exotic dancers

itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

Welcome to the Kars 4 Kids hotline