Sleeping is a genuine talent of mine. I can fall asleep in any situation, on command. I usually get an uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep and I awaken fully rested every morning
At first it looks like she wants to show off her muscles but then she unexpectedly goes to sleep instead. This subversion of expectation might be percieved as humorous by some bipedal, carbon derived lifeforms.
Not sure, but i get it as they seem to make some kind of muscle flex first, but then go for a nap. Like, you expect an actual little talent, and instead their talent is sleeping quickly (which could be considered a talent tbf)
This is why most women don't want to use Lemmy. The men here are such horny wangrods, only nymphomaniacs like Violet stick around. Normal women don't want everything to be about their boobs all the time.
My daughter used to fake exercise then “lay down and go to sleep” when she was little, it always cracked me up, this reminded me of her 🤍 made me happy
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rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 9d
Sleeping is a genuine talent of mine. I can fall asleep in any situation, on command. I usually get an uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep and I awaken fully rested every morning
braxy29@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
that's a damn superpower! wow
Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
You are now my sworn enemy and arch nemesis, for I am... Doesn'tsleepparticularlywellnorfeelsrestedman!
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 9d
So Army or Marines?
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Neither lmao I'm just a very strong sleeper
Armand1@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d
Can someone explain the joke to a poor, contextless lad?
Amir@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 9d
Talent is sleeping
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 9d
it's a video, if you're confused you might be thinking it's a still image
Armand1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
It doesn't play on my phone...
jystfact@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 9d
Change your phone.
Jokes aside which app are you on? Voyager is able to play the videos
Paddzr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
Boost for Lemmy. Maybe i should give voyager a go then...
Edit, yeah, this shit is cooler. Thanks
Edit edit: one thing I'm missing is the quick share, i want 1 tap share function, any help?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Jerboa is a good app as well. Very clean and minimal.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 17 pts · 9d
At first it looks like she wants to show off her muscles but then she unexpectedly goes to sleep instead. This subversion of expectation might be percieved as humorous by some bipedal, carbon derived lifeforms.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Thanks chatgpt
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 6d
You are more than welcome! If you have any more questions regarding this or any other topic, do not hesitate to ask – I will do my best to help you.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
I'm good. Thanks though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
hey, i may be bipedal, and be carbon deprived, but I'm certainly not the other thing you said i kind of lost track of this sentence sorry.
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 7 pts · 9d
Not sure, but i get it as they seem to make some kind of muscle flex first, but then go for a nap. Like, you expect an actual little talent, and instead their talent is sleeping quickly (which could be considered a talent tbf)
Tja@programming.dev · -15 pts · 9d
No idea, but it might just be "boobs".
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 19 pts · 9d
Lemmy users when a woman exists:
Tja@programming.dev · -3 pts · 9d
Exactly
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · -5 pts · 9d
This is why most women don't want to use Lemmy. The men here are such horny wangrods, only nymphomaniacs like Violet stick around. Normal women don't want everything to be about their boobs all the time.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 9d
Violet doesn't stick around, she hangs out for a couple weeks and then deletes her account.
Tja@programming.dev · 1 pts · 9d
Judgmental much?
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 9d
My daughter used to fake exercise then “lay down and go to sleep” when she was little, it always cracked me up, this reminded me of her 🤍 made me happy
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 9d
c/unbgbciivchidciicbg
Tja@programming.dev · 4 pts · 9d
What is very cool?
Janx@piefed.social · 1 pts · 6d
It's actually "unbgbbivchidctiicbg".
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 5d
Oops missed a b
But I have to question the use of "it's" in an abbreviation. (bihtqtuo"i"iaa)