Do you know the muffin man?

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18 Comments

schwim@piefed.zip · 32 pts · 18d (5 replies)

The muffin man?

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 18d (4 replies)

THE MUFFIN MAAAAN!!!

HubertManne@piefed.social · 7 pts · 18d (3 replies)

Who lives on Drury Lane?

med@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 17d (2 replies)

Well actually, she's married to the muffin man...

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 17d

I bet she likes a good muffin.

buttmasterflex@piefed.social · 2 pts · 17d

NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!

noxypaws@pawb.social · 14 pts · 18d (1 reply)

poor bastard got priced out of drury lane, shit got gentrified

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 18d

It is a lot better than before. There were people cooking sugar out on the open street before.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d

Down on Drury Lane? Yeah I heard he got a divorce recently

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 18d

Now in Spanish:

¿Conoces a PinPon?

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 18d

More of a bread guy, but yeah, I know him.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I know a guy that bakes and sells muffins and explicitly tells the people that buys them that they were not baked in an industrial kitchen, implying that the risk of eating them is on them.

Does that count?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d

you are the best kind of correct.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Girl, you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 17d

Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 18d (1 reply)

No but in college I knew a girl named Muff Inman.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

just like her mother likes it.

AskewLord@piefed.social · 5 pts · 18d

dunkin donuts used to make pastries fresh in each store at 4am or something.

that is how i knew the muffin man.