It's able to filter out bioweapons, it's nuclear-blast proof, it's motorized so you can't tell if it's empty or loaded and it keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool.
Fake news. There's no way his fat ass could fit inside one of those little carts. I'll readily believe the coward hid in an airplane catering truck, but no way in hell was he crammed into the actual cart. Sweet references though, upvotes all around. Either way though, I hope food safety inspects for fecal contamination, probably needs to be hosed out and sanitized.
Yeah that’s what I was wondering. Catering truck as in the vehicle with the lift that is used to load up a plane sounds more reasonable than a push cart.
That's so stupid. If you were a terrorist looking for Trump in hiding, wouldn't the place with the fast food and diet soda be the first place you look???
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HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 64 pts · 24d
Bullshit. No way the airport employee world be able to move that mountain of festering shit.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 29 pts · 24d
"What is that smell!?"
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 23d
"The tacos come pre-enshittified" rolls for deception
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 14 pts · 24d
It's 'The Beast' catering cart.
It's able to filter out bioweapons, it's nuclear-blast proof, it's motorized so you can't tell if it's empty or loaded and it keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d
Should be 4 guys struggling to tow it with a big rope
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 24d
Would have been funny to just roll it out onto the tarmac and forget about it.
VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 23d
Some poor flight attendant reaches for a ginger ale and ends up face to face with the monster under Ivanka’s bed.
arotrios@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 24d
Man, there goes history rhyming again...
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 24d
Move over Sadam
It has begun
dephyre@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 24d
This is almost perfect, just need to add the stink lines.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 24d
Is this the next iteration of Saddam meme?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 19 pts · 24d
Fake news. There's no way his fat ass could fit inside one of those little carts. I'll readily believe the coward hid in an airplane catering truck, but no way in hell was he crammed into the actual cart. Sweet references though, upvotes all around. Either way though, I hope food safety inspects for fecal contamination, probably needs to be hosed out and sanitized.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 23d
Yeah that’s what I was wondering. Catering truck as in the vehicle with the lift that is used to load up a plane sounds more reasonable than a push cart.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 23d
That's so stupid. If you were a terrorist looking for Trump in hiding, wouldn't the place with the fast food and diet soda be the first place you look???
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 23d
it'd be regular soda.
I think he switched places with vance
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 23d
Diet soda is more unhealthy than regular soda. And hes fat and fat ppl love diet soda.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 0 pts · 23d
Not this again
source?
KenOh@feddit.online · 14 pts · 23d
This is when I find I'm getting my news in meme form.
DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 23d
Same. I had to look it up:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2g90vvy62o
I hope I find out about his demise from a meme.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 24d
Catering Cart One?
Or would the callsign be Executive One?
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 24d
When he's in it, Air Cart 1. Once he leaves, #2 Cart 1
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 24d
Meal Truck 1, come in. This is Meal Team 6, do you copy?
Pondis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 23d
Probably thought he was emptying the septic tank because it smelled like burger shits.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 24d
I'm OOTL what the shit happened now?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 24d
He was scared in Iran so he snuck out in a catering cart to get on the airplane
VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 23d
He got on ANOTHER airplane and left his staff and reporters on the one he assumed would be attacked.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d
Lmao what a shitty person. I already knew he was, but WOW
0ndead@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 23d
Taco Truck Trump
Cellari@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d
He had snacks? Imagine the comfort of just lying in there and popping cola and tacos, while someone else has to do the cleanup.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 23d
"We have the best 🙌 hiding 🫣techniques👨🔧 . Tremendous high 🫡intelligence 🧐. People 🤺say 💬 it's like nothing 🚫you've ever seen 👀in the history 📜of seeing.
Jeffrey was the only real friend I ever had 😭."