SourDragon

u/SourDragon@lemmy.world
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on Quaking in my boots · c/NiceMemes · 1 pts · 36m

I never read Seekers. I gave Bravelands a try but I didn't even finish the first book. Same with the dog one, whose name escapes me atm. Just couldn't get into it.

on "Slaps roof of boat" · c/usa · 1 pts · 38m

One comment on another post about this said we should get the USS John Wilkes Booth to put it out of its misery

on hisss · c/femcelmemes · 1 pts · 54m

Who called you stinky? I will BURN THEM! 🔥🐲

At least I'm hot now

So YOU'RE to blame for this heatwave!

Seriously though, always happy to see a trans sister living her life. Idk who you are and we may never meet, but know that I love you

on What do you think? · c/raccoons · 1 pts · 1h

We can't really fault you for thinking this. Slop is unfortunately becoming more difficult to notice, which I friggin hate

on What do you think? · c/raccoons · 2 pts · 1h

Can't fault them for thinking it. Slop is too common and getting increasingly more difficult to notice.

I love these raccoons and want that painting on the lower left. That one is nice.

A frozen leprechaun is found under a January snowdrift.

Cupid freezes to death in December.

Be ready for February Fools Day

The US of A actually turned 250 last May

Turkeys, geese, ham, etc are filling the grocery store freezers in September

Feel free to add your own, folks

If Christmas can start in October, Halloween can start in August.

Let all holidays start 2 months early.

Human: "Hey, Phil. How long is winter?"

Groundhog: "It's December."