FYI: the word "game" in the phrase "the most dangerous gane" refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!
Just as deer are "game animals", the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.
As do women, they just can't ever admit it because they would lose emancipation points. Mansplain as much as you can. You will make many females very very happy.
This feels like that one bratty kid you might've played with who insisted on making up all the rules of the game but to somehow benefit him. The kind of kid who told you what dialogue to say when you were playing pretend. Basically Eric Cartman.
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Boozilla@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 23h
Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.
eah@programming.dev · 11 pts · 5h
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 1d
"Also, the chasing has to happen on my island."
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h
"And I've got a harpoon, and you're wearing a bikini."
Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 4h
Where we play knife monopoly...
Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 1d
I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 23h
Challenge level: Impossible
Find a way to create a meetup for group for "adult tag" that doesn't sound like it's sexual in nature.
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 7h
"Again, nothing sexual."
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 5h
Because of the implication
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1d
Is this the shitty internet version of "The Most Dangerous Game"?
f314@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1d
FYI: the word "game" in the phrase "the most dangerous gane" refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!
Just as deer are "game animals", the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8h
Not in this case
rethnor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 15h
Did you just mansplain to the Internet?
f314@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 7h
The Internet seems to like it!
plyth@feddit.org · 0 pts · 54m
As do women, they just can't ever admit it because they would lose emancipation points. Mansplain as much as you can. You will make many females very very happy.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4h
Wait, the word "game" isn't in the phrase “the most dangerous gane”. What kind of trickery is this?
f314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h
Dammit! Sneaky typos…
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 6h
A dog wrote this
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 1d
“BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.
realitista@lemmus.org · 24 pts · 1d
I'm curious how much this pays
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1d
Someone should tell this person about tag...
Elextra@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 18h
Did you guys know theres even competitive tag?
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2h
I did and it's way too intense for me lol, I can't yeet myself over shit like I used to when I was young.
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1d
Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 6h
I was there, but you didn't show up. ☹️
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 5h
Of course not.
You were supposed to chase them.
bstix@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 1h
Yeah, just follow the sound of the banjo.
hirihit640@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 13h
either it's a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d
barooboodoo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 13h
He caught me.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 18h
"The chase doesn't stop until I'm inside you"
sundray@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 1d
I'm out 🙌
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
That's a lot of conditions, he better be paying well.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1d
I want to be chased
:3
the_fuckler@nord.pub · 9 pts · 1d
How some men want to date:
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
No bikes. But a car, that's okay 👍
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 23h
Don't say that on Lemmy!
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 23h
I forgot about the fuckcars community. I am ashamed because I'm subscribed to it.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
The ol David Lynch workout.
snackzilla@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 22h
This is just a trail run with one extra step
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12h
PvP trail running
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12h
I would do this.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39m
He didn't mention attire. I imagine him showing up with a costume for you to wear, "not because I told you to, but because you think it".
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 18m
This feels like that one bratty kid you might've played with who insisted on making up all the rules of the game but to somehow benefit him. The kind of kid who told you what dialogue to say when you were playing pretend. Basically Eric Cartman.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41m
That's a new one. An offshoot of footies?