ICE to Deploy Jetpacks, Hoverboards in Bold New Strategy of Never Having to Do Cardio

https://disreport.com/articles/bkipf7kq/ice-to-deploy-jetpacks-hoverboards-in-bold-new-strategy-of-never-having-to-do-cardio

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anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 19d

I ate the onion for a moment because of the post just before this about shock gloves.

https://lemmy.world/post/50562665

PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 9 pts · 19d (3 replies)

They do all skip leg day.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d

They do all skip every day.

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Who'd make them run?

Dispassionate@quokk.au · 2 pts · 18d

A bumblebee flying by them.

Lon3star@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d (1 reply)

This will create comedic crashes far more impressive than ICE on ice guy

cabillaud@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 19d

How fast you run the 100?