c/lemmyshitpost · by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 43dYou can do it 👍 335 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world · 130 pts · 43d
"and inhaling cocaine" kinda explains the rest
Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 43d
I was gonna say, I can't afford cocaine, so I don't think I could handle all that.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 43d
You'll be able to afford it with all the overtime you'll be able to do!
mr_eckneim@feddit.org · 13 pts · 43d
I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 43d
Its a circular economy
nailingjello@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 43d
Makes sense, seems like a win win situation for me.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 43d
It's actually a requirement for this vicious circle.
Booger sugar for energy - work hard as fuck to afford more snow white - snort some peruvian marching powder to continue working hard so you can afford more devil's dandruff
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 42d
To be honest, she couldn't either. She forced one of her BFs, Bobby, to start dealing drugs so she could get some for free.
Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 43d
Sounds like a bootstraping issue to me. Power through!
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 42d
How in the world could someone find the energy to...
Ah, okay. Why is the answer always drugs?
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 42d
Because it's not a sustainable lifestyle and we evolved accordingly.
content_educator_94@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 42d
Drugs are mankind's best friend
I don't know where people got the idea it's a dog
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 41d
What about a dog that brings you cocaine?
content_educator_94@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 41d
I'm open to this combination
lol_idk@piefed.social · 34 pts · 43d
She dead tho
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 43d
Only because of an evil malevolent entity.
That's not her fault. That was the red room.
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 43d
You sure about that?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 42d
She is fictional though.
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 42d
No, you're fictional! 😠😡
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 42d
I'm fantastic. That is different.
notabot@piefed.social · 6 pts · 42d
The temptation to reply with your username is significant, but I'm sure you are, indeed, fantastic.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 41d
You have to read it together with the instance name.
I'm putting in the work to be this fantastic ;D
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 43d
If anyone has too much cocaine and needs some help getting rid of some of the cocaine then it will be a great day for sure.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 43d
I recommend insufflation over inhalation unless you're trying to dissolve your lungs
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 43d
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PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 43d
Not what I meant but yeah let's go
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 42d
Insufflation /ĭn″sə-flā′shən/ noun
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 43d
You know what?! I think I will!
hansolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 43d
This is the best motivational poster I've ever seen.