Anon dates a gymnast

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Senseless@feddit.org · 38 pts · 29d (2 replies)

In Germany we say: "Eigenartiger Winkelschleifer, Brudi.", and I think that's wonderful.

B0rax@feddit.org · 4 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Have not heard that before, thanks!

Senseless@feddit.org · 6 pts · 29d

Du bist willkommen.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 27 pts · 29d

I was dating a Mayan girl once, but it didn’t work out.

She said I wasn’t prepared to make sacrifices.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 29d

Got a chuckle

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 29d

i dated a gymnast once, but she was injured and in recovery.

still fucked like a champ though. just in standard positions.

oce@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 29d (4 replies)

Flex and -
I can't find a gymnastic match for the second adjective.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Flex and Gaylord.

According to USA Gymnastics Glossary of Terms

Gaylord:

On high bar, a front giant into a one-and-one-half front salto over the bar to regrasp. First done by U.S. gymnast Mitch Gaylord.

oce@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 29d

Nice

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Mat, flex and still (rings).

Rhyming with "chill" is hard, especially if you did gymnastics in a non-english country.

oce@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 29d

The 4chan meme reply is "fake and gay", I was trying to find a gymnastics variation.

Naive@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d

Even Anon got a date now.

reader@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 29d
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