Nobody knows the true roger of your heart

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12 Comments

probable_possum@leminal.space · 10 pts · 27d (7 replies)

He can smoke. No lungs.

The worst that will happen to him is, getting a yellowish and sticky layer on the inside. If droids are bit like PCs.

marcos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 27d (6 replies)

Are you kidding? That kind of thing is what kills computers!

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 27d

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 27d (3 replies)

Droid lights cigarette, cigarette goes out. He's got no lungs, he's not pulling any air through the cigarette so they'll go out near immediately and never pull anything into his frame. Speeders are a much bigger threat

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 27d (2 replies)

Pretty sure this guy with a lighter is a greater threat. Burn all his buddies in a warehouse fire.

I’d say Jedi and clone troopers, but like. Yeah. More b1s were killed by other b1 incompetence.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 27d (1 reply)

sir you can't handle that lighter. Here now turn on those giant thrusters and drive this machine around.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d

They’re so incompetent, you can’t even rely on them to crash a speeder in a dangerous way.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d

Like bowling alleys, it's not a real droid unless it's covered in nicotine

Mim@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 27d

Roger roger :(

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d (1 reply)

What’s your vector victor

osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 26d

And please don’t call me Shirley

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d

*ure