c/lemmyshitpost · by titty_wizard@lemmy.world · 8dMeIRL 383 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
uncommoncorvid@piefed.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 8d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 8d
Nobody? Try everybody.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 10 pts · 8d
Nobody:
Nobody
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 8d
Ah, the vestigial nobody. Haven't seen one of those in a while.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 8d
Aprons are great.
I should probably get one.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 8d
But then you'll have to wash a spoon and an apron
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 8d
Nobody:
wjrii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d
Laminar flow is a cruel mistress.
subignition@fedia.io · 3 pts · 8d
Plot twist: you are the little spoon and you're trying to wash yourself
M154nthr0p3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
As someone who's worked dish, ladles are fucking traders.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
Maybe it's the 'tism but I am really clumsy with water so yeah it me
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
Mf tryin to wash a spoon with a hose.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 8d
I feel called out.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
You're a nobody too, then?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 8d
Been a nobody all my life. I also got my shirt soaked yesterday because I washed a dish with the perfect concave angle that it redirected the water I was rinsing it with into a majestic fountain streaming directly at me...
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 8d
Sporks are better.