c/lemmyshitpost · by cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 4dHow the tables have turned 434 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 49 pts · 4d
This infographic is inaccurate: the airport employee should be pictured struggling to pull the cart, not casually walking.
Also, it's orange, not red.
thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 4d
The tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they'll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contract with Taylor Farms.
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 3d
He's like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.
burido@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Just to clarify, the shit clouds come out of his mouth right?
voytrekk@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 4d
That should be McDonald's, not tacos on top. The taco is already on the bottom.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 9 pts · 3d
Out of the loop: what's the background story here?
aaaa@piefed.world · 26 pts · 3d
Trump, faced with possible threat of assassination, was smuggled to a different plane by hiding in a catering cart
He left some of his closest advisors on the decoy plane
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d
He is so very tactful I can't imagine how he delivered the news.
Waves tiny hands "Some of you may have to die to ensure that I live..."
lovely_reader@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
In reality, he didn't tell them shit and they thought he was on the plane with them.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3d
LMAO
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d
They could've just left him in the cart, taped it shut. But, noooooooo!
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3d
I know it's not supposed to be a realistic scale but I'm wondering why they have drawn Donvict Drumpf so, ahem, 'thin'?
nexguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
Your screen isn't large enough for them to draw him proportionally.
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 3d
Why is Trump that skinny in the infographic?
gergolippai@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
i love how they just put a standing trump silhouette rotated 90degrees, and from now this is how he canonically sleeps.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 4 pts · 3d
This meme is a reference to the Saddam Hussein's hiding place meme.
gogonan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
It’s a good thing they haven’t made missiles to sense oversized shitted-in diapers, or he’d have really been in trouble
J92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
Are we pretending like he wouldn't have ordered the tacos and coke to be poured into his little hovel with him?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 3d
it will be funny if he has a sudden cardiac arrest from being in a cramped space.