Why would I worry about finding gold in a communal garden, when the Flock cameras that are located everywhere have upwards of $30,000 worth of gold and rare earth minerals for salvage.
I'll likely have to keep the gold for safekeeping and protect it with my life. My so-called comrades are not to be trusted. In fact I already hear them conspiring against me. Will have to take them out, shovel to their faces, hide the bodies, shallow graves.
Try to discern how long it's been buried there and who it might belong to and why they buried it. If it's one of the members, we now have to eliminate them. Things are about to get real complicated...
Also paying for medical and court expenses the communities around have and keeping reserves
Btw in greece we do have a running court case of anarchists that is gonna cost around 50k...
Kinda related:
The other day I was thinking that if you give like 1-10millions of euros to the anarchist movement in greece we could do huuuge stuff. I think we could easily topple the gov (but not the system). Kinda funny how that little money could have such a huge impact
Invest in the stock market! Maybe use it as a down payment on a rental property and become a landlord. If my comrades are forward looking enough maybe get some crypto or NFTs.
Divided evenly and then backhand whoever thought it was necessary to AI generate a picture of some fucking bars of gold for no reason. (The text is weird and smeary and all of the bars are inconsistent sizes)
32 Comments
Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 11d
Try to get rid of the golden wrap to get the chocolate inside
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 30 pts · 11d
I can't believe me and my comrades found 5k worth of gold. I'd go pay all my taxes and report to all relevant authorities about the 5k we found.
TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 11d
4k worth of gold will be such a boon to our local economy even after paying our rightful taxes on the 3k windfall
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 11d
I am sure that taxes from the 2k declaration will go to good use, who would turn down the tax on that 1k unexpected discovery
snoons@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 11d
Suddenly our housing has strange non-oxidizing gutters and window frames.
anzo@programming.dev · 4 pts · 10d
All with that little ounce we found in the garden? Amazing!
sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11d
Since it’s only 1k in gold I would just split it with my buddy and call it a day!
Svartis@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 11d
meet up with the members of our garden to see how we use/distribute it
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 11d
Re-bury it of course. How do you think it grew there in the first place?
Krudler@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 10d
Why would I worry about finding gold in a communal garden, when the Flock cameras that are located everywhere have upwards of $30,000 worth of gold and rare earth minerals for salvage.
Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 10d
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 11d
Walk it over to the communal gold-plated semiconductors workshop, drop it off in their materials stockpile.
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 10d
This is the second topic on Lemmy asking specifically what one would do with 50k. What is going on?
black0ut@pawb.social · 4 pts · 10d
The image is AI too, which adds to the sus
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 10d
Must be a coincidence lol
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 10d
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 11d
Invest it in Nvidia or Bitcoin, I am telling you man, no way they go down frfr
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 10d
/s
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 10d
I'll likely have to keep the gold for safekeeping and protect it with my life. My so-called comrades are not to be trusted. In fact I already hear them conspiring against me. Will have to take them out, shovel to their faces, hide the bodies, shallow graves.
The gold is mine AND MINE ONLY!!!
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 11d
Me and the homies all get iced out grillz. Next demo is gonna be lit.
technomad@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 11d
Try to discern how long it's been buried there and who it might belong to and why they buried it. If it's one of the members, we now have to eliminate them. Things are about to get real complicated...
snoons@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 11d
Store it for alchemical purposes.
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 10d
Turn it to piss!
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 10d
50k (USD) gold would be... a cube about an inch wide?
The picture shows gold bars worth several million USD, I'd say (though I never handled even a small gold bar).
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 10d
Upgrades people, upgrades
Also paying for medical and court expenses the communities around have and keeping reserves
Btw in greece we do have a running court case of anarchists that is gonna cost around 50k...
Kinda related:
The other day I was thinking that if you give like 1-10millions of euros to the anarchist movement in greece we could do huuuge stuff. I think we could easily topple the gov (but not the system). Kinda funny how that little money could have such a huge impact
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 10d
How many anarchists are there in greece?
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 9d
About a bazillion give or take
(Ok, umm, it's hard to estimate, I'd say around 1-2% of the population?? Could it be stretched to 5%? Shrug, lets just say 1.5%)
laranis@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 10d
Invest in the stock market! Maybe use it as a down payment on a rental property and become a landlord. If my comrades are forward looking enough maybe get some crypto or NFTs.
ElDuderino@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 6d
I start casting them into bullets.
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 6d
Gold is too soft to use as bullets. They would splinter before they leave the barrel.
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 10d
We would probably use it to open up a soup kitchen or something i dunno.
Aeri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Divided evenly and then backhand whoever thought it was necessary to AI generate a picture of some fucking bars of gold for no reason. (The text is weird and smeary and all of the bars are inconsistent sizes)
A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 8d
😓 I didn't realize it was an AI image
saltesc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 10d
Call the museum