The Inventor [Cat and Girl]

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::: spoiler Transcript BOOM! ‘I’ve invented a machine,’ says Cat, ‘that makes content - so you don’t have to. And watches content - so you don’t have to. I call it - THE ECONOMY!’ Girl ponders. ‘What do I do with all my free time?’ she asks. ‘Work in the coal mines,’ says Cat. :::

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Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 35 pts · 2d (7 replies)

"Why would I work in the coal mines?"

"To power the machine."

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2d (6 replies)

I don't want that machine

EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 10 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I don't want that machine

Let's take care not to lose sight of what billionaire nepo-babies want.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I don't want what they want

EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Right. Right. But maybe we should choose democratically - with one vote per dollar not allocated to mere survival...

(Hopefully this sarcasm is obvious.)

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

I don't have dollars

teslekova@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d

That's okay, the machine wants you.

Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1d

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2d

In the future, it is the robots who will paint, write, and socialize, leaving us to fold laundry and trim bushes.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Hmmm... I'm intrigued. I do yearn for the mines

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Ooo, poignant cat and girl are favorite cat and girl