Cat and Girl | Mastodon
::: spoiler Transcript BOOM! ‘I’ve invented a machine,’ says Cat, ‘that makes content - so you don’t have to. And watches content - so you don’t have to. I call it - THE ECONOMY!’ Girl ponders. ‘What do I do with all my free time?’ she asks. ‘Work in the coal mines,’ says Cat. :::

11 Comments
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 35 pts · 2d
"Why would I work in the coal mines?"
"To power the machine."
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2d
I don't want that machine
EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 10 pts · 1d
Let's take care not to lose sight of what billionaire nepo-babies want.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
I don't want what they want
EnsignWashout@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1d
Right. Right. But maybe we should choose democratically - with one vote per dollar not allocated to mere survival...
(Hopefully this sarcasm is obvious.)
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
I don't have dollars
teslekova@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d
That's okay, the machine wants you.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1d
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2d
In the future, it is the robots who will paint, write, and socialize, leaving us to fold laundry and trim bushes.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Hmmm... I'm intrigued. I do yearn for the mines
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Ooo, poignant cat and girl are favorite cat and girl