I'm ready for sweater rules

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applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 21d

sorry but im being told the kind of witch gathering required for this is insufficient at the current CO2 levels. we're going to have to curse a lot of rich people first to get the ball rolling.

lath@piefed.social · 21 pts · 21d (3 replies)

It already is fall... The fall of humanity!

PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Yep, I'm in a supposed cold city in a tropical country in the southern hemisphere, not that cold, but we sometimes hit 0ºC in winter, usually between 4-10ºC though, and it's mid-winter and 30ºC today.

grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d (1 reply)

a supposed cold city in a tropical country

What does that mean? High elevation, I guess?

PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 21d

Yes

nialv7@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 21d (4 replies)

can the witches fix climate change while they are at it?

LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 21d (3 replies)

We're trying! Just the spells have to be super strong, complicated ingredients, they require the blood of a billionaire, at this point.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Maybe several. Honestly probably best to keep making billionaire blood offerings until we're sure it worked.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 20d (1 reply)

What if we just cut to the end, round up all of them and hope it’s enough???

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20d

I think that'd certainly help expedite the process.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 21d

i want to be warm while its cold outside, cozy, drinking hot cocoa. that's what it needs to be. nothing less.