Smug bastard

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26 Comments

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 11d

You'll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 11d (1 reply)

If a guy won't tell you it's because he's igneous.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 11d

Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 11d (1 reply)

It’s because he’s actually slag.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d

Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.

Nurgus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 10d

Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock "The Duane" Johnson when mentioned verbally?

It's very satisfying.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 11d (1 reply)

Pretty sure he's quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.

I he's one of those celebrities whose values are money.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d

He's also famous for being himself. The dude doesn't act, he can't. He is just that guy.

subgenius@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 11d (1 reply)

Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.

EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 11d

Primarily in jungle regions though.

notabot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 11d (2 replies)

He's none of those, he just tilts from side to side.

X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 11d (1 reply)

No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.

notabot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 10d

Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 5 pts · 11d (3 replies)

I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.

Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 11d (1 reply)

WHAT KIND OF STONE????????

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 5 pts · 11d

He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 10d

wooden like his acting, his behaviour behind the scenes is another matter.

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 11d

He is cemented into his position

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 11d (3 replies)

Obviously metamorphic because he's also been a tree.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 11d

Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.

Visstix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11d (1 reply)

I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 11d

Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 10d

We should really rename him to The Boulder.

Sumocat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d

If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Mann... I don't know about the rock anymore. Something's seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn't outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.

cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 10d

He doesn't care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.