You'll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.
Mann... I don't know about the rock anymore. Something's seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn't outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 11d
You'll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 11d
If a guy won't tell you it's because he's igneous.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 11d
Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 11d
It’s because he’s actually slag.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d
Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.
Nurgus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 10d
Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock "The Duane" Johnson when mentioned verbally?
It's very satisfying.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 11d
Pretty sure he's quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
I he's one of those celebrities whose values are money.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 10d
He's also famous for being himself. The dude doesn't act, he can't. He is just that guy.
subgenius@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 11d
Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 11d
Primarily in jungle regions though.
notabot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 11d
He's none of those, he just tilts from side to side.
X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 11d
No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.
notabot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 10d
Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 5 pts · 11d
I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 11d
WHAT KIND OF STONE????????
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 5 pts · 11d
He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 10d
wooden like his acting, his behaviour behind the scenes is another matter.
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 11d
He is cemented into his position
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 11d
Obviously metamorphic because he's also been a tree.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 11d
Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.
Visstix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 11d
I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 11d
Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 10d
We should really rename him to The Boulder.
Sumocat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d
If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 10d
Mann... I don't know about the rock anymore. Something's seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn't outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 10d
He doesn't care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.