This is outrageous but testicals do wander a little. Go into a hot space and the wander down a little. Go into a cold space they wander up. If they wander into your body see a doctor though. If they wander by spinning and get wrapped up in their veins see a doctor immediately!
I mean, I do assume your comment is tongue-in-cheek, but sometimes a testicle pops into your body up to the prostate, and if you told teenage me that it's going on a tour around my body, I might've believed you.
Mainly because my only other explanation was that it hadn't popped into my body, but rather that it actually just popped.
I seem to remember reading that when trains came on the scene there was some concern that the high speeds might cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.
I also stumbled upon this information a few months ago and wondered not only how someone could come up with this utterly ridiculous theory, but also why it led to those completely idiotic conclusions.
Control over women is the main reason of course, but the whole thing is so incredibly stupid, it's really astounding that anyone actually went with it.
15 Comments
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 23d
Wow. As a man this shames me.
I've never been angered or flustered by my wandering testicles. Come on ladies, get it together.
vrek@programming.dev · 10 pts · 23d
This is outrageous but testicals do wander a little. Go into a hot space and the wander down a little. Go into a cold space they wander up. If they wander into your body see a doctor though. If they wander by spinning and get wrapped up in their veins see a doctor immediately!
dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 23d
I can push mine up under my pubes lol
vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 23d
Have fun as long as your not in public
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 23d
no you have to do it to hide them when in public or its public indecency
trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 23d
I mean, I do assume your comment is tongue-in-cheek, but sometimes a testicle pops into your body up to the prostate, and if you told teenage me that it's going on a tour around my body, I might've believed you.
Mainly because my only other explanation was that it hadn't popped into my body, but rather that it actually just popped.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 22d
If my tongue was any further into my cheek I'd be able to bite down without touching it.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 23d
Wandering Womb was my band in high school.
goober@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 23d
I seem to remember reading that when trains came on the scene there was some concern that the high speeds might cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.
trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 23d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_womb
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d
Artist discovers free will.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d
I also stumbled upon this information a few months ago and wondered not only how someone could come up with this utterly ridiculous theory, but also why it led to those completely idiotic conclusions.
Control over women is the main reason of course, but the whole thing is so incredibly stupid, it's really astounding that anyone actually went with it.
chepdamona@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 22d
Huh, I never noticed the connection between hysterectomy and hysteria before
Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 23d
wow lengths men have gone to not talk to women about their problems is truly astonishing
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 23d
Probably because of corsets?