"I never see you at the club"

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jaybone@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 15d

“Them orcs be clubbin. I’m at the staff meeting.”

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 16 pts · 15d (1 reply)

I should go to the creek more often. That might have a positive impact on my mental health. I'm not doom-orbing all the time (or at all, really), but I spend too much time inside and need to touch more grass and breathe fresher air.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 15d

My neighbor has a pond and it borders our properties, there's frogs and when they sing I swear my blood pressure drops. I used to live next to a river that also had frogs, but also the sound of the water. Even more calming. It really really helps me, I bet it would help other people.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 15d

Geo-fenced Invisibility Cloaks are the worst

pticrix@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 15d (1 reply)

Don't just implicitly invite them! Don't you go at the creek to not see other people?

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d

I go to cast spells

lath@piefed.social · 6 pts · 16d (1 reply)

Why didn't i see anyone when the Westfold fell?

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 15d

Nope. https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Westfold. Me and my ladies didn't notice

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d (15 replies)

I never see either of you at church?

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 15d (10 replies)

Your church doesn't approve of my magic.

pilferjinx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 15d (6 replies)

Jesus was a wizard, no?

CelloMike@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 15d (4 replies)

A half-celestial cleric, arguably, or a paladin

yaroto98@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 15d (3 replies)

That was before. Now he raised himself from the dead. He's arguably a lich now.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d (1 reply)

💯

Wizard capable of high level necromancy? ✅
Undead? ✅

Definitely a lich.

yaroto98@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15d

Maybe that's why people can't find the "Holy Grail". It's been hidden well because it's his phylactary.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d

Arthas rises

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d

He was actually a bard using high CHA to convince people he was a wizard, while his dad was the real wizard hiding in the bushes casting spells on him.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d (2 replies)

Did you just assume my denomination?

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 15d (1 reply)

If your denomination approves of my magic my magic isn't extreme enough.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d

Bro I literally go to wizard church, it's fine.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d

Yes, but same reason why you also don't see me in a lingerie store. It would be awkward for everyone, and they don't want me there just hanging out.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 15d

Sorry about all the drama, but to be fair

shani66@ani.social · 6 pts · 15d

I'd rather not have the rabble try to burn me at the stake

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 15d

Laughing at Christians is rude and I wouldn't be able to help myself

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 15d

It's fucking loud in there