I should go to the creek more often. That might have a positive impact on my mental health. I'm not doom-orbing all the time (or at all, really), but I spend too much time inside and need to touch more grass and breathe fresher air.
My neighbor has a pond and it borders our properties, there's frogs and when they sing I swear my blood pressure drops. I used to live next to a river that also had frogs, but also the sound of the water. Even more calming. It really really helps me, I bet it would help other people.
He was actually a bard using high CHA to convince people he was a wizard, while his dad was the real wizard hiding in the bushes casting spells on him.
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jaybone@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 15d
“Them orcs be clubbin. I’m at the staff meeting.”
LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 16 pts · 15d
I should go to the creek more often. That might have a positive impact on my mental health. I'm not doom-orbing all the time (or at all, really), but I spend too much time inside and need to touch more grass and breathe fresher air.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 15d
My neighbor has a pond and it borders our properties, there's frogs and when they sing I swear my blood pressure drops. I used to live next to a river that also had frogs, but also the sound of the water. Even more calming. It really really helps me, I bet it would help other people.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 15d
Geo-fenced Invisibility Cloaks are the worst
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 15d
Don't just implicitly invite them! Don't you go at the creek to not see other people?
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d
I go to cast spells
lath@piefed.social · 6 pts · 16d
Why didn't i see anyone when the Westfold fell?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 15d
Nope. https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Westfold. Me and my ladies didn't notice
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
I never see either of you at church?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 15d
Your church doesn't approve of my magic.
pilferjinx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 15d
Jesus was a wizard, no?
CelloMike@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 15d
A half-celestial cleric, arguably, or a paladin
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 15d
That was before. Now he raised himself from the dead. He's arguably a lich now.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d
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Wizard capable of high level necromancy? ✅
Undead? ✅
Definitely a lich.
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15d
Maybe that's why people can't find the "Holy Grail". It's been hidden well because it's his phylactary.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15d
Arthas rises
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
He was actually a bard using high CHA to convince people he was a wizard, while his dad was the real wizard hiding in the bushes casting spells on him.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d
Did you just assume my denomination?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 15d
If your denomination approves of my magic my magic isn't extreme enough.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
Bro I literally go to wizard church, it's fine.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d
Yes, but same reason why you also don't see me in a lingerie store. It would be awkward for everyone, and they don't want me there just hanging out.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 15d
Sorry about all the drama, but to be fair
shani66@ani.social · 6 pts · 15d
I'd rather not have the rabble try to burn me at the stake
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 15d
Laughing at Christians is rude and I wouldn't be able to help myself
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 15d
It's fucking loud in there