Not exactly John Wick, but still...
In Russia, an occupier who beat a colleague to death with a dildo was convicted
https://ua.news/en/war-vs-rf/u-rosiyi-zasudili-okupanta-iakii-zabiv-kolegu-faloimitatorom
https://ua.news/en/war-vs-rf/u-rosiyi-zasudili-okupanta-iakii-zabiv-kolegu-faloimitatorom
Not exactly John Wick, but still...
30 Comments
Zier@fedia.io · 25 pts · 7d
Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!
M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
I'm never ok about both "dildos" and "dildoes" looking wrong. I think it should be "dildi", at least that's funny.
ranzispa@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 5d
Definitely not dildi, it is not a latin word. I guess it may be derived from some latin word, but that's uncertain: in most romance languages that is a neologism introduced from English.
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 7d
Someone played too much GTA San Andreas
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 15 pts · 7d
Nah this is from Saints Row, the almighty Dildo Bat.
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 6d
In San Andreas there is a secret massive black dildo weapon you could beat people with.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 6d
https://gta.wiki/w/Dildo
This one? It's purple, not black and i haven't found any info on others, didn't even know there were weapons like these.
tpyo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d
One of two screenshots I've saved to steam; my character holding the dildobat
::: spoiler probably should spoil this, it's mildly nsfw
:::
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d
The weapon itself was funny, but the way the end flopped absolutely killed me.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 6d
I know i was dying when first got it and started beating the shit out of everyone, i need to reinstall it and have some dumb fun, not many new games these days that are going for that.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d
You have something in common with Dmitry Poloumov
tpyo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
Running with the tip flailing about is fantastic, and swinging it around is hilarious
M137@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
tpyo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
That's very specific.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 7d
The whole time the victim was screaming "How is this physically possible?!"
taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 7d
I'd watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 6d
I think you mean... John Dick
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 7d
"Yeah--I'm thinking I'm back." *WOBBLE*
thousandyardstare@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 7d
Best Bad Dragon advertisement ever.
HamsterRage@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 6d
"With a fucking dildo!"
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 7d
That must have been one hell of a dildo!
zabadoh@ani.social · 3 pts · 7d
It was just one of the deadly weapons in those Wildberry warehouses.
NearUranus@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 7d
Is this dipshit wearing Confederate battleflags on his shirt? Damn so Russian Nazis are co-opting southern racist sumbols.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 6d
No, that's not a Confederate flag.
It appears to be the ensign for the Russian National Guard Navy, but the symbol is used as part of other Russian flags as well. Maybe if someone can translate the text it would help.
Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 2 pts · 6d
The text directly above it says Noworossiya, so something like New Russia.
After checking wikipedia: its the flag of the New Russia party in the Russian occupied regions of Ukraine.
kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d
nah, it's just simply the novorossiya flag
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d
Weren't German Nazis also co-opting southern racist sumbols?
lazyViking@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
Impossible challenge: Americans not making it about themself 🤯🤯🤯🤯
kikutwo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7d
That's some BBC