How awesome or f*cked are you

No Man’s Sky… so I’m… fucked? Ish? I honestly don’t know.

Yoshi in Mario Kart World 🏎️

Considering

• I have unlimited gas for a vehicule I never have to leave,
• there are random piles of gold everywhere,
• I own a worldwide restaurant franchise - with an extensive menu of delicious delicacies - that serves for free,
• and a guy on a cloud will always fish me to safety if I fall to my demise...

The hardest part will be to avoid getting morbidly obese 😅

Does that make me the little android girl or the dude in the mech suit?

I think, either way, cool!

Carrion. oh god....

Bomberman. I'll have to be careful.

Silksong. If I've got the skills of Hornet then I'll be alright. I'm sitting on a bench playing the game on my Steam Deck, so I'm kinda already living the life.

It was No One Lives Forever with the weapons mods enabled, so probably not too bad off.

Gonna have to lean around a lot of corners with my crossbow at the ready...

Project Zomboid.

god mode on. unlimited ammo.

I played Slay the Spire 2, so pretty fucked.

Elden Ring, definitely fucked, but I will return to fight another day

Conan exiles. I built a quiet little town so I'll be alright if I never leave it

The dark urge, as a warlock. Shit. Could be worse.

(Side note: I keep starting and abandoning Baldur's gate 3 because I really do not enjoy DND as a rule system.)

Star Trek Online, so the "main character" is just my self-insert incredibly OP starship captain. Where do I sign up??

I player left 4 dead 2 last night. Well, goodbye world.

Peglin, which is a Peggle/roguelike... so (looks at stats) I have less than a 25% chance of survival, although I normally choose to make life harder.

Factorio. Very fucking awesome.

As a WW2 Uboat captain, it’s not great…

Oh no, those funny things from Big Walk. I mean, I guess I'm now immune to fall damage?

Palworld. Could be worse, I guess.

Green/Female Trainer from Pokemon Gen1Recomp. I'm cool with that.

Akito/KK from Ghostwire: Tokyo. Cool powers, but probably too many creepy ghosts.

Played Fallout New Vegas last Sunday.

My courier is female, nearly maxed special (may have used console commands), 3 level 100 skills, NCR, BoS, and Great Khans idol, slightly disliked by the Legion.

I also edited the run speed so it's slightly faster than most running NPC.

Yeah, I'm fine with this lol

I am stranded on the icy northernmost reaches of a planet on the edge of the galaxy with two cannibals and a psychopath for company

Wyll Ravengard

Likely very fucked

Guybrush Threepwood. Pretty neat.

Uptime. probably screwed, no food, no water, constant server hum, no bed...... But look at all that compute I can steal the RAM from :D

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Gamma.

I guess all I can do is sit by the fire, take a sip of vodka and hope it ends quickly.

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

I get to be a cool sci-fi like furry antivirus looking thing from Kila-Flow. Worst that happens is I get to retry from a checkpoint ( or beginning of level ) while running and jumping my way through every stage.

Better than being a disposable floating vehicle in Mindustry or the protagonist of Pokemon Rejuvenation.

Roadwarden, so I would say medium-to-high levels of fuckedness, depending on where I spawn in.

Oh great I'm a Ficsit pioneer.

RDR2 and Ghostbusters crossover. Can I catch ghosts with a proton beam lasso?

Hello cyberware!

Some random schmuck from Helldivers 2:

if I'm lucky I instantly die to high-explosives lobbed at me by my allies,
if I'm not I bleed out due to a random selection of two limbs chopped off by Dead Space looking mfs while breathing in unknown stuff that makes me hear inverted echoes - either of those in no more than 40 minutes from now.

Fortunately I wasn't wearing adreno-defibrillator armor, otherwise I wouldn't even be allowed to die for a while.

Avowed: My face is a tree but I have crazy powers. I feel like I'd probably be OK: I can already fight and shoot, add magic healing and a random assortment of powers on top of that? Yeah, I'll be OK.

Project Zomboid. I expect I'll survive until I run out of food at home.

Rocket League. What do I do now?

I was playing eternal strands, so I'd be a badass woman surrounded by caring friends who all wield magical powers!

Luantis... could be worse. Looking at you, microsoft 😡

Cleared Hot: I get to fly a chopper and blow things up, so that would be fun.

I played Super Mario 64 with a mod that replaces Mario with Madotsuki so I'd be in a pretty good position. Especially considering what kinds of games I usually play haha

Last video game I played was electronic Yahtzee so either my existence ceases of I continue being myself I guess? Depends on how the rules are interpreted…

JazzPunk.

I guess I'm living in an absurd android world.

Luanti Mineclonia, I just spawned a new world and i'm in an ocean on an island that is 5 blocks

I guess I'm trapped in the void, trying to set up crafting for enough sigils to break into splashing dimensional cores, as usual. Orb of Creation had already been consuming enough of my life...