c/lemmyshitpost · by SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub · 5di get no respect i gotta tell ya 179 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 5d
arethestraightsokayorboomerhumor?valar@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 5d
There's a lot of overlap there
kittenz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 5d
I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much
jade52@lemmy.ca · 60 pts · 5d
Holy shit this is boomer af
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 42 pts · 5d
She says yes when I ask.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 5d
Same. I've never had your wife turn me down either.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 31 pts · 5d
She never turns anyone down that's one of the things I love about her.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 4d
True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d
Ba dum tsss!
blunderworld@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 5d
Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 5d
Ha Ha, wife bad!
uen3@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 4d
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 5d
Does she at least let you hump her leg?
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 20 pts · 4d
Boomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal...
He made me pay in advance."
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 4d
Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 4d
Everyone is saying "boomer" and "Facebook" but I'm interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀
StillAlive@piefed.world · 5 pts · 5d
Imagine having sex. Can't be me.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sex
StillAlive@piefed.world · 1 pts · 4d
And then getting cooties🤮🤕
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable
Women don’t fuck people they don’t like
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 5d
Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.
fake_username@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 5d
divorce
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 4d
Dont marry in the first place
fake_username@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 4d
too late, my wife is lovely
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3d
Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)
Shindo66@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
I really wish it were that simple...
banause@feddit.org · 1 pts · 4d
divocre