i get no respect i gotta tell ya

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27 Comments

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 5d (2 replies)

arethestraightsokay or boomerhumor?

valar@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 5d

There's a lot of overlap there

kittenz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 5d

I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much

jade52@lemmy.ca · 60 pts · 5d

Holy shit this is boomer af

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 42 pts · 5d (4 replies)

She says yes when I ask.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 5d (3 replies)

Same. I've never had your wife turn me down either.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 31 pts · 5d (1 reply)

She never turns anyone down that's one of the things I love about her.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 4d

True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d

Ba dum tsss!

blunderworld@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 5d

Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Ha Ha, wife bad!

uen3@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 4d

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 5d

Does she at least let you hump her leg?

Metostopholes@midwest.social · 20 pts · 4d

Boomer? Yes.

But Rodney Dangerfield was great.

"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal...

He made me pay in advance."

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 4d

Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 4d

Everyone is saying "boomer" and "Facebook" but I'm interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀

StillAlive@piefed.world · 5 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Imagine having sex. Can't be me.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sex

StillAlive@piefed.world · 1 pts · 4d

And then getting cooties🤮🤕

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d

If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable

Women don’t fuck people they don’t like

Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 5d

Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.

fake_username@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 5d (5 replies)

divorce

wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Dont marry in the first place

fake_username@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

too late, my wife is lovely

wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3d

Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)

Shindo66@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I really wish it were that simple...

banause@feddit.org · 1 pts · 4d

divocre