Before and After What?

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25 Comments

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1d

Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1d (1 reply)

You can tell how calm he is because he said it twice

baronvonj@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1d (5 replies)

What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d

It's a pack of imaginary people because the whole alpha wolf thing isn't actually a thing.

Reality_Suit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I wonder who the Alpha Alpha is. Who's the beta alpha!?!

MrRandom@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
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Smaile@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 21h

does the sigma own them?

Tiresia@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1d

A confederation, presumably.

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Bitch, shit and fuck???

kibblebits@quokk.au · 9 pts · 1d (2 replies)

But not cunt.

EggZackLee@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He's a badass, not Satan!

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1d

I'm a lvl 3 alpha and based on the bylaws on the Alpha committee, I outrank you.

lol_idk@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d (3 replies)

“When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.”

-someone on the Internet, not me

yumtoasty@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 20h

Service pack male > RTM male > Release preview male > Beta male > Alpha male

alsimoneau@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d

That's why I aim to be the LTR

RadiallyAxiomatic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d

I am currently experiencing bloat. Too many requested features have been added and nothing is working properly anymore.

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1d

Puberty.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 1d

This is what happens when you choose the renegade conversation paths

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d

playing Rust

schwim@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1d

Before and after falling asleep.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 18h

Are you calm though, super sure you're calm?

axus@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d

After joining video game PvP faction

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 18h

trying to look like dream of the endless.

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d

joker face meme template with caption saying society