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c/memes · by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world · 16d

Parents are very cautious

410 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

Sibshops@feddit.cl · 77 pts · 16d (5 replies)

My favorite advice to give: "don't add or subtract from the population"

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 16d

Do not end up in

  • The newspaper
  • The hospital
  • Or jail (if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly)

Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 16d

You've been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65529027

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 16d (2 replies)

pulls knife out of a fascist oh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one rule

nobodysreadingthis@quokk.au · 4 pts · 16d

No, that's fine. Exception that proves rule, or something.

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 15d

Then add one to the population.

bigboismith@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16d

Don't do anything I wouldn't do

But that doesn't say much

Exactly

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 16d

That's cause dads are smart and know the kid ain't gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit's gone sideways.