c/best_of_lemmy · by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 19dBefore you go out kids... https://sh.itjust.works/post/65524818 80 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
vrek@programming.dev · 18 pts · 19d
Advice for all ages: commit one crime at a time. Your insurance lapsed from non-payment? Don't run a red light! Have a dead body in trunk? Know the speed limit and stay with in it!
Dave@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 19d
Is it ok to have two bodies? Breaking one law but twice?
vrek@programming.dev · 7 pts · 19d
Depends on size of trunk...
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 19d
Yes as long as both bodies are loaded into the trunk at the same stop.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 19d
My dad's favorite, "If you're going to do something stupid, don't do something stupid."
HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19d
"Don't die, and if anyone gets hurt the explanation better be really funny,"
hexagon527@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 19d
black parents: watch out for cops
smikwily@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 19d
Whenever I run into a store and leave one of the kids in the car for a few minutes, I always tell them "don't get tooked" while closing the door.
So far, so good.
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
By the time I was ending highschool my mother's standard good bye when I went out for the night was "don't do anything illegal with my car."