Dammit

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Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 27 pts · 10d (1 reply)

She has read the spell.

She has cast the spell.

She is waiting to see the result...

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 10d

It’s like a programmer standing around saying, “it’s compiling.”

A witch is standing around saying, “It’s conjuring.”

trashman@feddit.org · 17 pts · 9d

Ah, the stare tells me I'm correct and she doesn't mind the interruption. I'm pretty good at reading people btw. ;)

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 12 pts · 9d (2 replies)

Someone who worked with both Presidents talked about the differences between Lyndon Johnson and John Kennedy.

If Kennedy saw someone reading a book he would assume the man was working hard.

If LBJ saw a man reading, he'd assume they were goofing off.

Azhad@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d (1 reply)

And LBJ would just whip out his dick and plop it on the pages. As a treat.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 3 pts · 9d

You misspelled 'threat.'

gorbinos_quest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d (2 replies)

Does anybody know what’s the name of the painting?

sawdustprophet@midwest.social · 13 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Does anybody know what’s the name of the painting?

At Vesper's by Charles Edward Halle.

gorbinos_quest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d

Thank you so much!

ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 9d

My wife. I will never read a book until divorce is final.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 9d

Whatchu readin' for?

Jaycifer@piefed.social · 5 pts · 9d

Almost did this yesterday on the hour long drive to tubing. My roommate was in the back seat with me reading, and a few times I almost tried including them into the conversation before reminding myself that they were off in book world.

supersquirrel@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 9d

I am quite sure humans started eating fish as a way to get people off their back and let them sit in peace without being disturbed for not appearing busy.

calmblue75@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 9d

Aaaaaargh!