When your bank account says “budget,” but your government says “renovation arc.

Naw, he's building all this stuff for the next guy, because he's generous like that.

Because he's a decrepit old man and he might fall... and get those bone spurs he said he had.

As a former helo person (as well as speaking as just any old person), landing in the grass is so much more bad ass, too

Let them eat curb as i stomp their skulls