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IF THE KEY ART COLORS AREN’T RED WHITE OR BLUE THEN ITS GAY WOKE DEI COMMUNISM

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31 Comments

TheWhimby@lemmy.zip · 126 pts · 12d (2 replies)

"Im so fragile that the color purple makes me scared to play a game." -that guy

DokPsy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 12d

I mean, the color purple was a bit critical of that type of person so

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 12d

I remember people freaking out over a rainbow in Diablo 3. Physics is gay.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 45 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Homophobic posts? On the Nazi platform?

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 11d

Yeah, seems totally unexpected. We should all stay on X another ten years just in case it changes.

/s

I actually hated Twitter almost as much as X. It's all brainless stupid people twattering about fuckin nothing every day of the year.

balgruuf@nord.pub · 37 pts · 12d

Just wait til this guy learns about saints row

58008@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 12d (1 reply)

The other expansions from 10 years ago were exactly the same 🤔

I don't believe any white bigot on Twitter is real anymore. Not that I think racism has been solved and it's just the bots left, but unless I get very specific doxx-level confirmation of people's identities on Twitter, I just assume they're Russian or Indian phantoms. Mainly for my own mental health.

kablez@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 12d

Sad to confirm I know one of them. I had to end the friendship years ago when he went MAGA. It may surprise you to learn he's also a crackhead, a thief and living off welfare.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 12d (2 replies)

They just mixed the red and blue together, and put white text! It's all 3 of the 'Murika colors!

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12d

That sounds like desegregation.

HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 12d

No.. Not American. We are getting an Australian DLC! Geralt riding his ute and trying not to get killed by drop bears.

Going to the next town will take 3 days of playtime.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 14 pts · 12d

What a hard life this must be, being afraid of colors and companies hiring people without asking them for permission first.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 11d (2 replies)

Chat, is it DEI to be a visible frequency of the electromagnetic spectrum?

Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 11d

spectrum

must be

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 11d

I think their reasonable concern is that its a degenerate non-spectral colour.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 12d (5 replies)

Is purple gay now? I just wanna make sure to buy the right color shirt. I wouldn’t want to be sucking my homeboy’s dick and for him to think I was enjoying it because of a purple shirt.

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Every color is gay, taste the rainbow! 🌈

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 12d

Well what am I gonna do now? Go back to being naked when I jerk off my bros?

boonhet@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 12d

Thought it was always gay? In my native language, purple is a colloquialism for gay at least.

For the dicksucking, may I instead suggest a rainbow coloured shirt? Lets your homeboy know you're a ray of sunshine that has hit water

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d

To me purple has become the ai slop theme for websites.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 12d

That's why they give purple hearts to soldiers, secret gay code

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12d (3 replies)

my issue with this expansion is, can you really call it dlc if it can't be played on the original hardware that the base game was released on?

HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 12d

Games update system requirements with updates all the time. Good luck playing many of the 2000s MMOs that are still supported with the same hardware. Might be a few that work but most won't.

TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Is it not a pack that expands the game, nor content you can download? I can understand the desire for a new name for extra content released at least one generation later, but the existing descriptions still work.

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d

Is it not a pack that expands the game, nor content you can download?

if you don't have new hardware, then no, it's not

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 12d (1 reply)

💜💟💜

Zozano@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 12d

rozodru@piefed.world · 4 pts · 12d

dude probably has a conniption fit every time he sees the Minnesota Vikings play.

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 12d

I bet some HR said "we need at least 5% of non-spectral colors in this poster, lets make this label purple" checkmate globeheads

StaticFalconar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12d

Nah theres gonna be a lot rare loot in this one

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d

Honestly at a glance I thought it was an energy drink joke somehow