Colorado GOP Gov Nominee Claims to Have Battled ‘Demons’ With ‘Reptilian’ Eyes

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Not impressed. We know he could have just town portalled to the nearest Waffle House at any time.

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 21d (1 reply)

So have I, but that was playing D&D.

Mine was an acid trip

SuperSwan@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 21d (1 reply)

It’s going to be real interesting to see how he will claim election irregularities when he loses by 250,000 votes.

Ancient Aliens

HubertManne@piefed.social · 7 pts · 21d (1 reply)

this is so insane. you can't beat a demon with reptilian eyes. your gonna need something stronger than that.

Why doesn't he just ask Ted Cruz to talk to his fellow lizard and calm them down?

OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 21d (1 reply)

So, drugs?

So long as you consider feigned and/or genuine religious fanaticism a form of drug.

The line is verrry blurrry

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