c/shitposting · by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 1dboomer dating speedrun any% 52 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1d
Yes, the feel good cartoon about puppies where everyone lives happily ever after is absolutely correct
(they just didn't want to animate a whole ass rom com before going back to the puppies)
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 18 pts · 1d
This still works in 2026, but you need to have a dog.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 1d
You need to not be an anxiety ridden antisocial cave troll that leaves all your laundry on one chair in your bedroom too though.
And even those can get laid now and then if they pretend to be normal and have their shit together for a day or two around a stranger
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1d
You can be all those things and more.
Again, you just need a dog.
Source: Am an antisocial cavetroll with dogs.
StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1d
With dogs plural? So do you need one for each thing?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1d
No, but the more dogs the greater the success rate. That's why the Darlings had 101. They were actually trying to build a cult/polycule.
yakko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1d
So you're saying I can play with 101 puppies so long as I believe weird shit and date an entire collective noun? Sign us the fuck up
IronBird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
i leave my laundry in a pile next to the door tyvm, why would one even have need of an extra chair?
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 1d
The reason the US has laws against bigamy is to make sure clumsy boomers didn’t steal all the hot ladies.
hopesdead@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1d
They are talking about the dogs, right? Not the humans.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
That guys nose tells an interesting story. Pretty sure the cartoonists had a message.
glimse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 19h
It's Disney. The cartoonists DID have a message: ladies have small noses, men have big schnozzes. Basically every single character design from them