I love family camping, staring into the fire.

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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 14d

She's only trying to gauge if I am on drugs to know if I was lying about being out of weed earlier when she wanted to roll a joint.

ashenone@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 14d (3 replies)

I'm not on drugs, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn't give it to me

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Institution!

LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 14d

You're the one who's crazy!

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d

More like the firing line please. Pepsi? That's devil worship.

EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 14d

Hilariously my mother has only accused me of doing drugs once in my life, when she accused me of smoking weed in their house. I hadn't smoked actual weed in weeks by then, and had hit my vape exactly once when I stepped out of the car to visit.

The smell was a dead skunk on the highway.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 14d (5 replies)

Hey, as long as the drugs don't become a crisis for your finances.

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 14d (4 replies)

drugs are only a problem if they affect your work, your wallet, or your social relationships (friends, family, or otherwise)

ceenote@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Or your, you know, physical health.

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 14d (1 reply)

but you get prescribed drugs for your health

ceenote@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

What if I told you people sometimes take drugs that weren't prescribed to them?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d

Nah fuck that I want off this ride already

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d

lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Praise Keir or something, idk

X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Kier, chosen one, Kier.
Kier, brilliant one, Kier.
Brings the bounty to the plain through
the torment, through the rains,
Progress, knowledge show no fear,
Kier, chosen one, Kier.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

MFs out here singing punitive renditions of the Kier hymn.

Generica@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 14d

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 14d

Had us in the middle half ngl. 👌

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d (1 reply)

How bout them bond markets

Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

Bond. Market Bond.