Hilariously my mother has only accused me of doing drugs once in my life, when she accused me of smoking weed in their house. I hadn't smoked actual weed in weeks by then, and had hit my vape exactly once when I stepped out of the car to visit.
Kier, chosen one, Kier.
Kier, brilliant one, Kier.
Brings the bounty to the plain through
the torment, through the rains,
Progress, knowledge show no fear,
Kier, chosen one, Kier.
21 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 14d
She's only trying to gauge if I am on drugs to know if I was lying about being out of weed earlier when she wanted to roll a joint.
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 14d
I'm not on drugs, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn't give it to me
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 14d
Institution!
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 14d
You're the one who's crazy!
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
More like the firing line please. Pepsi? That's devil worship.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 14d
Hilariously my mother has only accused me of doing drugs once in my life, when she accused me of smoking weed in their house. I hadn't smoked actual weed in weeks by then, and had hit my vape exactly once when I stepped out of the car to visit.
The smell was a dead skunk on the highway.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 14d
Hey, as long as the drugs don't become a crisis for your finances.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 14d
drugs are only a problem if they affect your work, your wallet, or your social relationships (friends, family, or otherwise)
ceenote@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
Or your, you know, physical health.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 14d
but you get prescribed drugs for your health
ceenote@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
What if I told you people sometimes take drugs that weren't prescribed to them?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
Nah fuck that I want off this ride already
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d
Praise Keir or something, idk
X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 14d
Kier, chosen one, Kier.
Kier, brilliant one, Kier.
Brings the bounty to the plain through
the torment, through the rains,
Progress, knowledge show no fear,
Kier, chosen one, Kier.
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
MFs out here singing punitive renditions of the Kier hymn.
Generica@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 14d
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 14d
Had us in the middle half ngl. 👌
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d
How bout them bond markets
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
Bond. Market Bond.