Crackheads of Lemmy, what's your best advice for smoking my first crack rock?

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13 Comments

deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 6d (2 replies)

1 Don’t share with the guy that comes up and asks for a hit.

2 You will need a knife because I bet that guy is actually trying to stab you and steal your crack.

3 Trust nobody, not even yourself

4 Sell the knife to that guy or trade it to him for his crack

5 (bonus step) If he doesn’t have any crack, You stab that guy

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d (1 reply)

You will need a knife to cut the crack and to cut the fellas tryna crack a cut of your crack

deathmetaldawgy@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 6d

Very well said, poetry even.

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 6d

Have your second crack rock ready to go

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 6d

It's more a vaporizing than a total ignition

vrek@programming.dev · 5 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Don't buy a Bic lighter, buy one of the cheap adjustable ones. Pop off the metal piece on top. Move the adjuster to max, lift the adjuster up so it no longer interfaces with the gear, move to min, lower adjuster back down, repeat.

The bigger flame will help with properly smoking the Crack.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 6d (1 reply)

what if i already have a bic lighter i found in a uuuh.. purse? will i waste my crack?

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 6d

Not waste, but difference similar to making a burger on your stove top vs grilling it

yxc999@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 6d

The walls are indeed listening

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Just do adhd medication instead. Bada boom

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Tips for smoking my adhd medication?

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d

That's the neat part - you don't!

...however, you do get to ingest it in any other way imagine imagineable.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

50 years after Crack was the Big Thing, and you're only now getting around to it?
Even Meth is looking passé.