Me_irl

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WraithGear@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 23h (1 reply)

i scream on company time. scared the shit out of the guy in the stall next to mine

Uncle_Ben@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 8h

Literally?

f314@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 21h

Much less to scream about when you don’t have to spend time in a car on a freeway every day!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d (4 replies)

There's no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it's time. There's no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 22h (3 replies)

Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?

SourDragon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16h

Perhaps that's why they scream at random? 🤔🐲

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11h (1 reply)

And, what, I guess you're some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 10h

A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d

I leave for work early to beat traffic and have 15 to 20 minutes to myself. I park on the far side to get my steps in. Doing this, I'm assured to not be disturbed while I have mini breakdowns and ugly cry. :D

nehal3m@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 22h

I scream on my motorcycle

br0da@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23h

Pillow for sure. Back in the day it used to be a walk-in freezer.

brap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 22h

Y'all don't just whip out the ceremonial screaming cushion when you need it?

wuffah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 20h

I channel it into the stabbing.

django@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 23h

Into the pillow. Or walk into the woods for some weeping.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16h

I just take a nice, relaxing ride on my bicycle to a nearby park instead.

The ducks have learned about this habit and leave me alone now, fearing for their eardrums.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15h (3 replies)

League of legends

Amir@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 12h (2 replies)

I found my midlaner

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10h (1 reply)

How did you know....

Amir@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 10h

The amount of r-words in chat

M137@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 14h

My action paralysis, social anxiety and paranoia of others hearing makes me internalise the screams. It doesn't work very well.

BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 12h

Do it on the job while job hunting if it's that bad

FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18h

I live pretty rural so I just go outside and scream at the sky from my lawn.

areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 3 pts · 10h

But my commute is what causes most of my screaming!

davetortoise@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 17h

The elites don't want you to know this but you can actually scream pretty much anywhere, anytime. I like to do it on the subway during rush hour.

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h

Late at night when the neighbors are sleeping.

badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23h

Anyway it's the shower

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 16h (1 reply)

On stage, ideally

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h

🤘

paultimate14@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13h

The only downside of working remotely

uber_chicken@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13h

Internally at the gym

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 9h

Restroom at work

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 9h

Into the void. I'm not sure how I get there, but sometimes it just kinda happens