c/me_irl · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1dMe_irl 222 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
WraithGear@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 23h
i scream on company time. scared the shit out of the guy in the stall next to mine
Uncle_Ben@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 8h
Literally?
f314@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 21h
Much less to scream about when you don’t have to spend time in a car on a freeway every day!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d
There's no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it's time. There's no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 22h
Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16h
Perhaps that's why they scream at random? 🤔🐲
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11h
And, what, I guess you're some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 10h
A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d
I leave for work early to beat traffic and have 15 to 20 minutes to myself. I park on the far side to get my steps in. Doing this, I'm assured to not be disturbed while I have mini breakdowns and ugly cry. :D
nehal3m@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 22h
I scream on my motorcycle
br0da@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23h
Pillow for sure. Back in the day it used to be a walk-in freezer.
brap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 22h
Y'all don't just whip out the ceremonial screaming cushion when you need it?
wuffah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 20h
I channel it into the stabbing.
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 23h
Into the pillow. Or walk into the woods for some weeping.
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16h
I just take a nice, relaxing ride on my bicycle to a nearby park instead.
The ducks have learned about this habit and leave me alone now, fearing for their eardrums.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15h
League of legends
Amir@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 12h
I found my midlaner
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10h
How did you know....
Amir@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 10h
The amount of r-words in chat
M137@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 14h
My action paralysis, social anxiety and paranoia of others hearing makes me internalise the screams. It doesn't work very well.
BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 12h
Do it on the job while job hunting if it's that bad
FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18h
I live pretty rural so I just go outside and scream at the sky from my lawn.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 3 pts · 10h
But my commute is what causes most of my screaming!
davetortoise@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 17h
The elites don't want you to know this but you can actually scream pretty much anywhere, anytime. I like to do it on the subway during rush hour.
w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h
Late at night when the neighbors are sleeping.
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23h
Anyway it's the shower
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 16h
On stage, ideally
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h
🤘
paultimate14@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13h
The only downside of working remotely
uber_chicken@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13h
Internally at the gym
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 9h
Restroom at work
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 9h
Into the void. I'm not sure how I get there, but sometimes it just kinda happens