c/tenforward · by ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 3dMenu of the prophets 116 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3d
I shall try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 3d
I wonder how many klingons have gotten food poisoning from trying raw chicken, thinking it is some trial of strength.
snooggums@piefed.world · 7 pts · 3d
Don't they have hardy immune systems, or did I fall for some propaganda?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 3d
I believe so yes. And given that they frequently eat their food live/raw, I'd bet they have an easier time with salmonella than humans.
But to what extend is the question I suppose.
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3d
Would a replicator make one salmonella and all?
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 3d
Probably not. Which makes medium rare chicken theoretically safe despite the horrifying texture I'm sure it would have.
But also I'm pretty sure chickens still exist, and could be processed for food the normal way, leading to klingon salmonella trials.
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
It looks like federation replicators do not replicate ANYTHING alive...
Which means chicken sushi is on the menu!
kieron115@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2d
Lol I love his line just before it where he's like "how old is this? It looks like it has been lying in the sun for some time"
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 15 pts · 3d
EDIT: Before anybody misunderstands this joke, no, Tina Fey is not dead, and no, I am not wishing anybody dead.
square@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3d
Wouldn't be a lemon party without old Dick.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 2 pts · 2d
If I, Harriet-- I don't like "Tubman". It sounds like a dude. Let's change it to "Tubgirl".
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 3d
Every day after? Leola root.
AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3d
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 3d
Hand to God thought this was a post about reusing food for leftovers. I now realize what we're actually talking about and FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED.
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3d
Care to fill in the rest of the class?
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 2d
Southern fried chicken = Dolly. Curry chicken = Tim Curry. Orange chicken, if there is any justice in the universe = Trump.
milkisklim@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Well today did give us "The Butcher of Bosnia", so there's at least that.
TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Unfortunately we ended up with chicken primavera 😢
milkisklim@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
It's a coded reference to the two celebrity deaths that occurred recently, dolly and Tim Curry, with a wish about a certain person who is often called Orange and is not Dutch Royalty.
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d
Ahhh
FoxAlive@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
I feel like chicken tonight. Chicken tonight. Chicken tonight.
This post was sponsored by chicken tonight.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3d
Nah, with our luck it'll be Willie Nelson
OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 3d
Hrm tastes like... uh... like uh...
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
We can but hope 🙏🙏🙏
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d
Did somebody say curry?
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · -3 pts · 2d
Orange chicken is gross. I dislike meat with sugar on it in general, though.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2d
👍