You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.
Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.
A better sign should say:
————— PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.
ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
—————
I specifically say penis because I doubt any ladies are hitting the buttons with their ‘nethers. Unless they’re gymnasts, or have crazy prehensile labia. And if they do, more power to ’em.
18 Comments
luthis@lemmy.nz · 28 pts · 2d
But there are no buttons with genitalia? Only numbers? Unless you have some real wierd looking genitals.. Or you're a duck.
Zier@fedia.io · 27 pts · 2d
Welcome to Alabama, home of the 'dick click' and the 'pussy push'.
rslogix89@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2d
Jokes on them, having someone watching is my kink…
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2d
A grand illustration of the If there's a rule rule.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2d
Which buttons have genitalia so I know which ones to not touch?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Asking the real questions
fubarx@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2d
If there's a sign, it likely happened more than once.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2d
Maybe another sign pointing to some hand sanitizer
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Are the vids on PornHub?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2d
University students, folks!
superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?
whoneedsgravy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2d
It’s fine, only that guy with one pant leg bigger than the other lives on the 6th floor
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d
Can the average U of A student be expected to read words as complicated as "genetalia"?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.
Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.
A better sign should say:
—————
PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.
ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
—————
I specifically say penis because I doubt any ladies are hitting the buttons with their ‘nethers. Unless they’re gymnasts, or have crazy prehensile labia. And if they do, more power to ’em.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
JackTea@piefed.world · 4 pts · 1d
In my school, this is an invitation
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2d
Stop encouraging me!
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1d
some dude put the thing as a joke