LOS ANGELES – Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the mystery what actually happened to him.
LOS ANGELES – Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the mystery what actually happened to him.
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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 32 pts · 17d
That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 16 pts · 17d
I’m afraid you gave yourself away!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 17d
Why would he want to kill you in public?
eurodyne@piefed.world · 9 pts · 17d
I think he meant he threatened, in public, to kill her
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 17d
I know. So I choose to expose myself.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 12 pts · 17d
Oh, please! There are ladies present!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 17d
This is war, Peacock! You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Any cook will tell you that.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 7 pts · 17d
But look what happened to the cook!
tektite@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 17d
It's astounding, time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll!
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 17d
Wrong reference
tektite@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 17d
I know about Clue but I was playing off of the "suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house" description.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 17d
Yeah but no death investigation. "Suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house" describes a sizable portion of his total screentime, that's too broad.
tektite@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 17d
"I'm out of my head. Oh hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds!"
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d
That's how it could've happened.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 17d
He would have laughed at this.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 16d
Pretty sure he's not dead, just went to space.
scibra122@piefed.social · 4 pts · 16d
The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism!
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Someone call Professor Plum!
GREAT SCOTT!
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
Lets do the time warp again.