Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/report-tim-currys-death-to-be-investigated-by-suspicious-group-of-eccentrics-gathering-at-his-house/

LOS ANGELES – Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the mystery what actually happened to him.

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 32 pts · 17d (9 replies)

That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 16 pts · 17d (8 replies)

I’m afraid you gave yourself away!

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 17d (7 replies)

Why would he want to kill you in public?

eurodyne@piefed.world · 9 pts · 17d (6 replies)

I think he meant he threatened, in public, to kill her

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 17d (5 replies)

I know. So I choose to expose myself.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 12 pts · 17d (4 replies)

Oh, please! There are ladies present!

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 17d (3 replies)

This is war, Peacock! You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Any cook will tell you that.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 7 pts · 17d

But look what happened to the cook!

tektite@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 17d (5 replies)

It's astounding, time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll!

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 17d (4 replies)

Wrong reference

tektite@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 17d (2 replies)

I know about Clue but I was playing off of the "suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house" description.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Yeah but no death investigation. "Suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house" describes a sizable portion of his total screentime, that's too broad.

tektite@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 17d

"I'm out of my head. Oh hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds!"

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d

That's how it could've happened.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 17d

He would have laughed at this.

L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 16d (1 reply)

Pretty sure he's not dead, just went to space.

scibra122@piefed.social · 4 pts · 16d

The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism!

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d

Someone call Professor Plum!

GREAT SCOTT!

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d

Lets do the time warp again.