CBT not working? NSFW

I've just had my first CBT session and my anxiety isn't any better and my balls hurt really bad. What went wrong?

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13 Comments

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

DarkPassenger@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 5d (3 replies)

And unlike the former, the latter isn't a quick fix. It takes time and work on your part.

What you needed was the Cock and Ball Torture. Easy mistake. /s

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Instructions unclear, I completed Compulsory Basic Training and now have a provisional motorcycle license

That’s ok, with the right motorcycle seat it doubles as Cock and Ball Torture. You’re on the right track!

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 5d

Too much focus on the balls, tell them to double down on the cock next time.

They must not have tortured your cock and/or balls hard enough.

Its CB D. No worries though its a common mistake, we all have been there.

You'll never see results from one session, if you want to steril-max you need a lease 14 sessions

They didn't do it right. Next time tell them to lay your nuts on a fucking dresser.

Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser.

And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat.

My dumbass thought this was about CB radio.

LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Cocknitive Ballhaviour Torturapy

Sounds like the name of a kickass Rick & Morty episode