What would happen if I just started replying to everytthing (even/mostly accusations), with "maybe..." like in some old Zen Buddhist koan?

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Beeen132@feddit.org · 14 pts · 4d (3 replies)

"It depends..."

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 4d (2 replies)

That's lawyers not monks.

BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 4d

Perhaps

alternategait@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d

And all of my professors in grad school.

vrek@programming.dev · 9 pts · 4d (7 replies)

Maybe...

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d (6 replies)

Thats the spirit

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 4d (5 replies)
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d (4 replies)

Ok, thats ir. Im doing a Futurama watch-thru

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Lol is that not regularly scheduled for you?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d (2 replies)

How can i possibly answer that without looking like a total shithead 😅

Mea culpa

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Mine starts on the second Tuesday of every month

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d

Why wait?

Imma watch all 8 seasons merged + gradually slowing

#luxury

seathru@quokk.au · 7 pts · 4d

That's all I'll say to telemarketers and it seems to work.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d (5 replies)

It may be OK if your only goal is to avoid conversations.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d (4 replies)

I mean, that would definitely be at least somewhat of a side-perk

kibblebits@quokk.au · 5 pts · 4d (3 replies)

. . . Maybe.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d (2 replies)

...Perhaps...

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d (1 reply)

..... uncertain.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d

...indeterminate...

...to be continued...

ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 4d

Maybe you should find out?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 4d

Maybe...

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Define everything

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 4d

Maybe...

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

Everything/All is axiomatic...

Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 4d

You would get asked a lot:
"What do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind?"

(from here https://lemmy.world/post/51095001)